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| Author: | bartm [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | my friends (old) mom |
hi guys The mom is divorced. she is kind of old and ugly. but I would. I would. This weekend I am going to their house. It's just my friend, the mom, and me. How would you start something here? do I get rid of him (go buy some eggs, your mother needs to cook and there is no eggs) and just start flirting and touching? |
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| Author: | Valor91 [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:33 am ] |
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My friend, I Lol'ed. |
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| Author: | pumpington [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:38 am ] |
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lol this is so brutal |
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| Author: | Bodega [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:40 am ] |
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Pahaha. I got with my mates Mum (just making out) when I was 15, she was 34. The WHOLE school knew about it, and I felt really guilty for my mate afterwards! If he finds out that you're, in affect, using him to try and get to his Mum, don't be suprised if he hits you 
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| Author: | Ezo [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:35 pm ] |
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Bodega, that was a sick mom indeed! You were 15???? And she was over 30??? Warningflag going up here. OP: Are you seriously trying to get your buddys mom to, you know? She is old and ugly as you say and he is you buddy. Is this question seriously meant or are you just joking? |
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| Author: | BirdBoy [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:28 pm ] |
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this is fucking amazing. |
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| Author: | Bodega [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:07 pm ] |
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Quote: Bodega, that was a sick mom indeed! You were 15???? And she was over 30??? Warningflag going up here.
I know mate, terrible isn't it!OP: Are you seriously trying to get your buddys mom to, you know? She is old and ugly as you say and he is you buddy. Is this question seriously meant or are you just joking? I'm 20 now, but this was a little house-party we had at my mates.. it was the first time i'd ever drank properly, I think I had about 8 cans of Stella and I was smashed! She said we could drink around their house, aslong as we let her have a can or two. She literally had 2 cans, put her arm around me in the kitchen, and squeezed my bum. She kept saying stuff like 'you're a nice boy you are'. As I was so drunk I went along with it, and we started playing tonsil-tennis, rubbing her through her trousers (i was a virgin and had never seen a vagina!) He then walked in, went absolutely mental and looked for a kitchen knife.. everyone broke it up and it all fizzled out. However, I remember it got out, and news travelled SO fast at my school. The head teacher asked me to come forward as it's obviously classed as paedophila (well, it is here in England anyway?) - but I didn't. Ironically he still speaks to me now. His parents have split up, they were never married. Anyway! This isn't my thread. OP - are you actually serious about this? If she's old and ugly why would you want to get with her, purely to get one over your mate? |
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| Author: | Ezo [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:16 pm ] |
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Wow, yes true this is the OPs post so lets get back to it. I just wanna say to bodega that, it must have been tough times for you man! |
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| Author: | P-Style [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:50 pm ] |
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Epic thread. Game that mom like it's your last chance with a woman ever! |
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