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"More attractive? Geez, my line of girls is going to double!"

"More attractive? So I'm already attractive? I knew you wanted me!"

"Is that your best line?"

"Don't use my status against me! A bear did that to me. Took him on with my bare hands. Guess where he is now?"

I'm just spit balling. Quick witted responses are what I pride myself on. Try something playful. Even if it's lame, you might get a chuckle out of her and you can disarm the situation.

In collaboration with what Fuze said, perhaps you're trying to hard to sound cool? Are you actually being pretentious? Maybe it's a shit test, maybe she's being honest. Backtrack and review, and see if you were smooth or try hard.

Boo I dont like that, I guess its because I always ask this girl to do me favours and then just say thxs bye.

Does it mean being an asshole, cause if it does, maybe I will be a bit nicer. She does help me so yea.

So this chick sent me this message, I am not offended by it at all, so yea heres the message:

"You know you would be soo much more attractive ias a person if you werent so pretentious

"

Thanks!

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So this chick sent me this message, I am not offended by it at all, so yea heres the message:

"You know you would be soo much more attractive ias a person if you werent so pretentious

"

Thanks!

If you must come here every time to have others concoct responses for you, you simply aren't smart enough/on her level to engage in any sort of a relationship. Find somebody a bit more your speed is my suggestion.

So this chick sent me this message, I am not offended by it at all, so yea heres the message:

"You know you would be soo much more attractive ias a person if you werent so pretentious

"

Thanks!

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Fucking love that second line used it. And I was trying hard cause she is the most annoying person to talk to. She thinks she is hott shit, and I just want her to send me notes or help me out with a class becuase I wasn't there or because (and I know my fault) I wasnt paying attention.

She doesnt say no, she just gives really annoying fucking answers. Ehh I complain, but yea awesome line jesus thay was hilarious. Great line. Just curious you ever do acting/stand up?

Author:	Entourages [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:25 am ]
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So this chick sent me this message, I am not offended by it at all, so yea heres the message: "You know you would be soo much more attractive ias a person if you werent so pretentious " Thanks!

Author:	EddieFews [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:29 am ]
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I think you should thank her, and think about wether thats the kind of behavior you want to give off to others.

Author:	Entourages [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:34 am ]
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First time I heard it from someone so I hope its not that common. I actually dont really know what it means entirely. I figured it just meant pompous in a bad way. I know I am cocky and probably a mild case of narcissism. So yea what does it mean.

Author:	EddieFews [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:36 am ]
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It means you come off as try hard... Seeking to try and impress others... In other words a show off.. The opposite of humble down to earth confidence. Your displaying more of an insecure cocky cover up for something really bothering you underneath it all.

Author:	Entourages [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:38 am ]
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Boo I dont like that, I guess its because I always ask this girl to do me favours and then just say thxs bye. Does it mean being an asshole, cause if it does, maybe I will be a bit nicer. She does help me so yea.

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Author:	The Lone Wolf [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:39 am ]
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"More attractive? Geez, my line of girls is going to double!" "More attractive? So I'm already attractive? I knew you wanted me!" "Is that your best line?" "Don't use my status against me! A bear did that to me. Took him on with my bare hands. Guess where he is now?" I'm just spit balling. Quick witted responses are what I pride myself on. Try something playful. Even if it's lame, you might get a chuckle out of her and you can disarm the situation. In collaboration with what Fuze said, perhaps you're trying to hard to sound cool? Are you actually being pretentious? Maybe it's a shit test, maybe she's being honest. Backtrack and review, and see if you were smooth or try hard.

Author:	Entourages [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:41 am ]
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Quote: "More attractive? Geez, my line of girls is going to double!" "More attractive? So I'm already attractive? I knew you wanted me!" "Is that your best line?" "Don't use my status against me! A bear did that to me. Took him on with my bare hands. Guess where he is now?" I'm just spit balling. Quick witted responses are what I pride myself on. Try something playful. Even if it's lame, you might get a chuckle out of her and you can disarm the situation. In collaboration with what Fuze said, perhaps you're trying to hard to sound cool? Are you actually being pretentious? Maybe it's a shit test, maybe she's being honest. Backtrack and review, and see if you were smooth or try hard. Fucking love that second line used it. And I was trying hard cause she is the most annoying person to talk to. She thinks she is hott shit, and I just want her to send me notes or help me out with a class becuase I wasn't there or because (and I know my fault) I wasnt paying attention. She doesnt say no, she just gives really annoying fucking answers. Ehh I complain, but yea awesome line jesus thay was hilarious. Great line. Just curious you ever do acting/stand up?

Author:	EddieFews [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:42 am ]
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Quote: Boo I dont like that, I guess its because I always ask this girl to do me favours and then just say thxs bye. Does it mean being an asshole, cause if it does, maybe I will be a bit nicer. She does help me so yea. Yea dude, just evaluate yourself.. Do you think your purposely trying to appear confident in front of her or are you just being natrual. If not then just blow it off and game on. I will add that if she wrote that, she likes you enough to tell you. P.S. do not use that second line, that is exactly what she is talking about

Author:	Entourages [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:44 am ]
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Bam look at this reply Key word: attractive as a person meaning who you are not how you look... Shit TEST to the max haha this is fun P.S damnit fuze you were one second to late haha, well as they say: live and let learn Edit: So now I have no idea what to say... Im thinking of just referring to earlier... So would this be a bad time to ask what was for anthro?

Author:	Entourages [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:01 am ]
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I responded she responded blah blah then she said night and I just finished with So I can still borrow the book tomorrow right? Hopefully she said yes. Otherwise oh well. I think she might be mad at me which would suck cause I really need that book. Thanks fuze for the definition maybe I will think more consciously about that. I do get the occasional your an asshole from a girl. So what do you think I can do to fix this. I actually, and you know this, respect your posts/opinions. (If you want to answer just PM me) Also other guy didnt work, but it was funny and I laughed with my mates. Board Closed

Author:	Kieran Black [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:46 am ]
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It sounds like this girl thinks that you are using her and you probably are. A bit of consideration wouldn't kill you man, no-one likes a pretentious asshole.

Author:	papichulo818 [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:12 am ]
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Quote: So this chick sent me this message, I am not offended by it at all, so yea heres the message: "You know you would be soo much more attractive ias a person if you werent so pretentious " Thanks! If you must come here every time to have others concoct responses for you, you simply aren't smart enough/on her level to engage in any sort of a relationship. Find somebody a bit more your speed is my suggestion.

Author:	Entourages [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:15 am ]
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Quote: Quote: So this chick sent me this message, I am not offended by it at all, so yea heres the message: "You know you would be soo much more attractive ias a person if you werent so pretentious " Thanks! If you must come here every time to have others concoct responses for you, you simply aren't smart enough/on her level to engage in any sort of a relationship. Find somebody a bit more your speed is my suggestion. I was actually waiting for a reply from you, you are slightly witty, and I could have replied but I wanted to have fun with this and get a better response. The reason I come on to this site is to gain another opinion on a matter. Bro you gotta chill out, I really wanted to hear a good response from you cause you have that asshole wit, but come on, stop being an 8th grade girl.

Author:	papichulo818 [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:27 am ]
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Quote: So this chick sent me this message, I am not offended by it at all, so yea heres the message: "You know you would be soo much more attractive ias a person if you werent so pretentious " Thanks! Ok princess, here you go: "I'm not pretentious, I just got tired of smelling my own ass so I'd figure I'd try yours." "More attractive as a person if I wasn't so PRETENTIOUS?!? Im Jesus incarnate, being a person is beneath me..." "Pretentious? At least I don't have to turn on the fan in the bathroom after I take a dump!" (this one suggesting that your shit don't stink) "If I were so pretentious, why then would I subject myself to talking to you?" (inferring that if you thought so highly of yourself, that you wouldn't lower yourself in talking to her - probably wont read well)

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Author:	The Lone Wolf [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:42 am ]
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Quote: Quote: "More attractive? Geez, my line of girls is going to double!" "More attractive? So I'm already attractive? I knew you wanted me!" "Is that your best line?" "Don't use my status against me! A bear did that to me. Took him on with my bare hands. Guess where he is now?" I'm just spit balling. Quick witted responses are what I pride myself on. Try something playful. Even if it's lame, you might get a chuckle out of her and you can disarm the situation. In collaboration with what Fuze said, perhaps you're trying to hard to sound cool? Are you actually being pretentious? Maybe it's a shit test, maybe she's being honest. Backtrack and review, and see if you were smooth or try hard. Fucking love that second line used it. And I was trying hard cause she is the most annoying person to talk to. She thinks she is hott shit, and I just want her to send me notes or help me out with a class becuase I wasn't there or because (and I know my fault) I wasnt paying attention. She doesnt say no, she just gives really annoying fucking answers. Ehh I complain, but yea awesome line jesus thay was hilarious. Great line. Just curious you ever do acting/stand up? Sorry to hear it didn't work man! And to answer your question, I'd love to get into stand up! Haha. You win some, you loose some. I suppose as long as your having fun and learning, it's all productive! See where it takes you.