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Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:22 pm ]
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Now some of you guys are going to chuckle. In advance, it's cool. I don't care.

I'm new to the game. We're talking fresh meat new.

In Niel Strauss's book The Game, there's a character called Extramask who chronicles his first F-Close. Although incredibly humorous, it has some good pointers on what not to do in an F-Close.

In Step 3, Chapter 4, his biggest shocker was that sex was painful as all hell, and that it was actually boring.

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~About fifteen minutes into the whole thing, I was thinking, "This fucking sucks. This is fucking sex? I hate this. I want to leave." I legitimately wanted to leave. I was thinking, "I busted my fucking balls for months for this?" I was sitting there pumping this girl missionary style for fifteen minutes getting no feeling.
Strauss. The Game. P. 70
Now here's my question. Is it really like that? Is sex for the first time like this dude's experience?

Even if it's true, how can my first experience not be a huge downer? I mean, ok, I'm sure sex isn't what every virgin probably thinks it is. But how can I make sure that I actually enjoy the first time?

If I didn't make you chuckle, then fine. But at least I got you to smirk. :)
Author:  Kirin [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:31 pm ]
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It's kinda boring when you're not into it...it shouldn't hurt though unless shes all dry
Author:  SmoothOp [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:44 pm ]
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I dread having sex with women!

It feels good man. Stop being a pussy. You will either bust in 8 seconds, go limp, or last 2 hours. Any of them will be great.
Author:  papichulo818 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:49 pm ]
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My first time felt like I was sticking my junk into a sloppy clam. Honestly, it wasn't fun at all, but a lot of that had to do with anxiety and the fact that the girl was as loose as a goose.

If you're mind is into it, sex can be truly amazing. But for me, just sticking my dick in a hole usually isn't enough unless it's super tight.

And remember, if there's fluff on the muff then she's old enough!
Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:51 pm ]
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It's kinda boring when you're not into it...it shouldn't hurt though unless shes all dry
So warm up the oven before you put the dough in eh? A lubed pussy is better than one that feels like sand paper. I'll have to make sure I get her wet first then.
Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:52 pm ]
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I dread having sex with women!

It feels good man. Stop being a pussy. You will either bust in 8 seconds, go limp, or last 2 hours. Any of them will be great.
Well I'm kinda hoping that out of the three options, the last one will be the winner. I don't wanna bust in 5 minutes, and I want to make sure that she's actually enjoying it too (Increases the likelihood that she'll go again). GOing limp isn't something I think will happen, haha :wink:
Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:55 pm ]
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My first time felt like I was sticking my junk into a sloppy clam. Honestly, it wasn't fun at all, but a lot of that had to do with anxiety and the fact that the girl was as loose as a goose.

If you're mind is into it, sex can be truly amazing. But for me, just sticking my dick in a hole usually isn't enough unless it's super tight.

And remember, if there's fluff on the muff then she's old enough!
What was she, a prostitute?
Author:  Txacoli [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:43 pm ]
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I dread having sex with women!

It feels good man. Stop being a pussy. You will either bust in 8 seconds, go limp, or last 2 hours. Any of them will be great.
Well I'm kinda hoping that out of the three options, the last one will be the winner. I don't wanna bust in 5 minutes, and I want to make sure that she's actually enjoying it too (Increases the likelihood that she'll go again). GOing limp isn't something I think will happen, haha :wink:
A lot of girls prefer shorter sessions. Many of my female friends say about 15-20 minutes is perfect for them. From start to end of vaginal penetration that is.
Author:  0uch [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:00 am ]
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is great if you actually into the girl on emotional level.
Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:10 am ]
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I dread having sex with women!

It feels good man. Stop being a pussy. You will either bust in 8 seconds, go limp, or last 2 hours. Any of them will be great.
Well I'm kinda hoping that out of the three options, the last one will be the winner. I don't wanna bust in 5 minutes, and I want to make sure that she's actually enjoying it too (Increases the likelihood that she'll go again). GOing limp isn't something I think will happen, haha :wink:
A lot of girls prefer shorter sessions. Many of my female friends say about 15-20 minutes is perfect for them. From start to end of vaginal penetration that is.
Really? I was kinda thinking that 30-40 minutes was the golden spot. But I suppose we're not trying to perform for a marathon right? I'll take your word for it.
Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:11 am ]
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is great if you actually into the girl on emotional level.
Bonus points! Probably more memorable too! 8)
Author:  Chris2k10 [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:20 am ]
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Sex for me is amazing, but has been bad for some girls I fucked. I just have too much stamina. My first time lasted over an hour. We went about four rounds. I am one horny motherfucker. I kept going even after I came, I was so into it that the whole room smelled like sex. Other girls would get too tired. I like it rough, knocking things down, etc. Sex only sucks for me if the girl isn't into it or if she's bad at it - like a piece of meat just laying there and me tenderizing it.

Like the other guy said, don't be a pussy! You have a DICK. Think of it as overwhelming the female with your masculinity.
Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:21 am ]
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is great if you actually into the girl on emotional level.
Bonus points! Probably more memorable too! 8)
Author:  Arrow_Sheen [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:21 am ]
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Its enjoyable yes, but I find I get the most satisfaction through the girls pleasure, sex feels good, for a multitude of reasons, the sensual feeling, the closeness to the girl, her pleasure and also the sense of achievement. But I find concentrating on her satisfaction, keeps me going and keeps me interested and satisfied.

If anyone is ever finding sex boring, they aren't putting enough effort into it, concentrate on becoming good at sex, if you make it almost like a competition, it will always be enjoyable.

I keep to my saying, 'every time you have sex, treat the girl as if she is reviewing you'

Get good reviews and you will get repeat business.
Author:  Skuzzle1008 [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:23 am ]
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Sex for me is amazing, but has been bad for some girls I fucked. I just have too much stamina. My first time lasted over an hour. We went about four rounds. I am one horny motherfucker. I kept going even after I came, I was so into it that the whole room smelled like sex. Other girls would get too tired. I like it rough, knocking things down, etc. Sex only sucks for me if the girl isn't into it or if she's bad at it - like a piece of meat just laying there and me tenderizing it.

Like the other guy said, don't be a pussy! You have a DICK. Think of it as overwhelming the female with your masculinity.
Wow... And your not twisting the truth about any of this right? O_o

I mean, I totally believe that you could go and bang away like a beast and stuff, but was your first time really an hour?! How do you have that sort of stamina? Is it just by exercising?
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