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I fucked in the fitting room at Macys today, almost caught
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Author:  Chris2k10 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:29 am ]
Post subject:  I fucked in the fitting room at Macys today, almost caught

Met this girl on facebook a few weeks ago, set a date, etc. I talk to the girl on the phone to find her in the mall and I finally see her chilling by herself waiting for me. From a distance I was saying things like, "Whose that cute girl wearing the black high heels?" I hang up. She started looking around immediately. I sneak up from behind and I say, "..Hey." She gives me this shocked look and then I put out my hand. She shakes my hand, I switch it to locking hands and I got close to her neck to smell it and I said, "You smell nice..." She broke down in words and babbled something. I pulled out a lollipop, unwrapped it, and put it in her mouth. I then just "sat back" and watched her suck on it with a poker face. She hit me and said, "Stopppp that, you're such a pervert!" I raise my eyebrows and say while nodding my head, "You need to get your mind out of the gutter." Then I'm like, "Let's go." So I start dragging her along by her hand and she asks, "Where are we going??" I turned my head to her, "Brazil." We kept walking through the mall and I finally reached Haagen Dazs (great ice cream place). I turned to her and I asked her if she likes chocolate. She said, "Oh my god, I'm in love with chocolate." I turn back to my friend (who works there). I tell him, "Belgian chocolate with caramel dark and oreo for the young lady please." He says, "No problem man, and I'm gonna give you a discount as well." I said, "Thanks bro." I hand him the dough, he hands me the ice cream. I pick a more isolated spot and I sit right next to her, not across. She's looking at me as if, "Well, hand me the ice cream." Instead I started to feed her with the spoon and she wipes it clean. The more I was feeding her, the harder she was trying to make it look sexy since I was slowing down and turned the spoon upside down in her mouth while pulling it out. I tell her afterwards while gesturing with my finger around my lips, "You got some chocolate right there." (She didn't have shit.) She wipes her mouth and asks, "Is it gone?" I said, "No, you missed it." She asks me to hand her a napkin. So I move in and suck on her lower lip once and pull back. She asks me, "Do you do this with every girl?" I don't say shit. I then tilted my head to the side while smirking and said, "..You still got some chocolate right there." She then grabs my MY head with her hands and says, "Get it off." I'm thinking, "Oh shit, I like this chick." She kisses me for a few seconds, I pull back. I say, "..You got some chocolate on your chest." She says, "Hahaha, bla bla bla."

After that I go to Macy's with her. I walk around the women's lingerie spot and I pick out some leopard-patterned bras and panties. She says, "Oh you wanna look sexy for me?" I didn't reply. I then twisted her around by her shoulder and lead her to the kid's department (where it's empty). She steps inside the fitting room, I cock my head out looking left and right, and then I shut the door. Right as I turned around after closing the door, she was already taking off her shirt. The hangers with the bras and panties fall from my hand to the floor. She then said, "Put it in me." I'm thinking, "Amen." I began to struggle stripping down, shit was like getting out of a straight jacket. We begin making out against the wall. I grabbed her legs and pulled them up to my waist against the wall, etc. At the very end we hear foot steps and then I'm like, "Fuck." One of the employees there asked in a loud voice, "Do you have a male in there?" She said, "No, I'm almost done changing hold on." I get my shit on, and I dropped down to the floor as if I was in the marines to crawl out from underneath. Everything else from there on went fine.

But I've been thinking after all this that it could be illegal what we were doing. We could have got our asses taken downtown. Has anyone else here fucked in a setting like that?

Author:  Entourages [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:38 am ]
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Technically if you are the same sex no, simply because the "stalls" are private. I mean legally they can not peek in on you and watch you change right? So its your private lot for the time you are in there even if its a public store. However, like I said same gender only. There was a case on this recently.

So the obvious question is this is a site to get pussy, so why are you giving me that fucking answer. One because I did the research and found it fucking funny, but second because well there is no second reason.

The truth is you probably cant because one gender is in the wrong section. Yet, I know at unisex stores some of them the fitting rooms are both genders, so if you can sneak into one when the chick isnt looking then your good I guess? It is a private stall when you are in there. Yet again you could be found guilty and marked as a sex offender so if you feel like you want to tell people the first time you meet (by law) you are a registered sex offender, then I would say fuck the law and do it... hahaha

I think I might just open like that tomorrow.

Author:  Chris2k10 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:42 am ]
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Thanks for the advice, man. Never doing the fitting rooms again.

Author:  Entourages [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:53 am ]
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You should definitely try the Hi I have to legally tell you I am a registered sex offender, my name is Chris. You seem.... I really think this would be fucking hilarious till film. I mean people say the opener never matters, theres gotta be a limit.

Author:  somebody delete this shit [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:59 am ]
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this sounds like a porn movie...

Author:  motownsoul [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:03 am ]
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First off, great story...


But I'm willing to bet that it is illegal to have sex in ANY public place, regardless if the dressing room is "private"...you're still in a mall...in the kid's section at that.. I'm sure if security caught you, they'd have both of you detained waiting for the proper authorities to arrest you for sex in public, indecent exposure, etc. Its a public place...Thats my 2 cents..'

But again, great story..and great details on the ice cream bit that got her going..congrats

Author:  Entourages [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:10 am ]
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First off, great story...


But I'm willing to bet that it is illegal to have sex in ANY public place, regardless if the dressing room is "private"...you're still in a mall...in the kid's section at that.. I'm sure if security caught you, they'd have both of you detained waiting for the proper authorities to arrest you for sex in public, indecent exposure, etc. Its a public place...Thats my 2 cents..'

But again, great story..and great details on the ice cream bit that got her going..congrats
You would be arrested, I am just saying sex same wouldn't be charged. If I find the case again I will post it here. You can google it, two males in a sears shop. The defense was what I was saying. The plantiff, well what you were saying.

Author:  motownsoul [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:14 am ]
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First off, great story...


But I'm willing to bet that it is illegal to have sex in ANY public place, regardless if the dressing room is "private"...you're still in a mall...in the kid's section at that.. I'm sure if security caught you, they'd have both of you detained waiting for the proper authorities to arrest you for sex in public, indecent exposure, etc. Its a public place...Thats my 2 cents..'

But again, great story..and great details on the ice cream bit that got her going..congrats
You would be arrested, I am just saying sex same wouldn't be charged. If I find the case again I will post it here. You can google it, two males in a sears shop. The defense was what I was saying. The plantiff, well what you were saying.
Gotcha...with all this being said though, I did try to get my ex gf in a dressing room at a mall around here, but she wasn't having it :(
So again, good job Chris on pulling that off lol

Author:  papichulo818 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:23 am ]
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I smell bullshit, and it's not from my upper lip.

Author:  jurupa [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I fucked in the fitting room at Macys today, almost caught

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But I've been thinking after all this that it could be illegal what we were doing. We could have got our asses taken downtown. Has anyone else here fucked in a setting like that?
It is illegal for the most part to have sex in public, there are a few odd exceptions but intercourse it's self is illegal.

Author:  jurupa [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:04 pm ]
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I smell bullshit, and it's not from my upper lip.
Why you think it is bullshit? You don't think people hook up in changing rooms before? There are freaking armature porn vids on the net of people doing this.

Author:  Entourages [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:07 pm ]
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I smell bullshit, and it's not from my upper lip.
Why you think it is bullshit? You don't think people hook up in changing rooms before? There are freaking armature porn vids on the net of people doing this.
Yea exactly, I personally have been in the H&M one with chicks, I didnt fuck her but still come on... Think a bit before you try to call someone out on their shit. Just because you haven't done it doesnt mean its not possible.

Ever heard the saying the skies the limits... well yea I bet someone already had sex in space, but you have the right to call bull shit because you are God?? Im pretty sure only morgan freeman can call that one out then...

Author:  papichulo818 [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:37 pm ]
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I smell bullshit, and it's not from my upper lip.
Why you think it is bullshit? You don't think people hook up in changing rooms before? There are freaking armature porn vids on the net of people doing this.
Yea exactly, I personally have been in the H&M one with chicks, I didnt fuck her but still come on... Think a bit before you try to call someone out on their shit. Just because you haven't done it doesnt mean its not possible.

Ever heard the saying the skies the limits... well yea I bet someone already had sex in space, but you have the right to call bull shit because you are God?? Im pretty sure only morgan freeman can call that one out then...
At least you're smart enough to recognize this.

Author:  Chris2k10 [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:11 am ]
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I have some friends who fucked at Dick's Sporting Goods and didn't get caught. I don't know about bathrooms though. A lot of PUAs talk about fucking in bathrooms in their material, so I guess it's less risky than a fitting room.

Author:  EddieFews [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:22 am ]
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I fucked in a dressing room and got caught by a chick and smiled at her an talked her down from telling anyone.. its risky but thats where the fun comes in.. I love the parts of your story where you stayed silent... Fuck the banter, plow away. Nice one Chris, i'll try and top this over the weekend lol

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