And you like me as much as him?
And your point is?
Then I must say you look very good for your age.
So you can teatch me some he
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Just respond something.
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| Author: | scroader [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:28 pm ] |
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Anyone have any witty / good comebacks to the classic MILF reply of "I have a son your age" |
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| Author: | Thedutchone [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:36 pm ] |
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And you like me as much as him? And your point is? Then I must say you look very good for your age. So you can teatch me some he ... Just respond something. |
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| Author: | Chris2k10 [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:12 pm ] |
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Totally fucking stupid man. That's like the perfect way of breaking rapport, you don't need comebacks or wit. When a woman tells you something like that, you need to shut the fuck up and get closer to her. If you need to say something, be humble. Milf: I have a son your age. Me: *shrug+move closer to her* I'm just being honest, you're just pretty and it looks like you could use a good fuck. (serious+seductive tone+eye contact, don't look around, look in her damn eyes.) You need to be sexually intimidating and humble at the same time. GENUINE. |
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| Author: | stang1101 [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:14 pm ] |
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Assuming this is a dating website: Be like Look, I could feed you the same line of bull every young guy messaging a cougar like yourself on this site uses, but that would be no fun! Wouldn't you rather have a young gun wise beyond his years, with the stamina comparable to a teenage stallion? I'm just over the teenage drama girls my age spit out, same way you're tired of the same grey haired, balding, dead-end job having men trying to show you a good time. Look sweeite, I'm not here saying I'm gonna support you, and give you the keys to my beachfront mansion. But if you want a guy with experience enough to know what he's doing, and youth enough to actually do it, you'd be foolish not to message me back. if texting be like: Despite my age I assure you, I am both mature and experienced beyond my years. I’ve eaten more pussy than cervical cancer. I can have your panties foaming like an epileptic otter in a dishwasher, you'll be moaning synonymously to that of a walrus on a sand paper slip and slide, all while we're sweating like a nun in a cucumber field. Is this something you'd be interested in pursuing? trust me man, milfs are super horny and at their prime. They love this shit. |
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| Author: | papichulo818 [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: MILF Reply... |
Quote: Anyone have any witty / good comebacks to the classic MILF reply of "I have a son your age"
"Cool! After I'm done fucking you up the ass, I can play xbox with him!"
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| Author: | Mack 2.0 [ Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:31 am ] |
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say: yes, but it hurt when he came out of your vagina but it's going to feel oh so good when i go in |
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| Author: | P-Style [ Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:37 pm ] |
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"Age is just a number." Wit is cool but it's against my style to be the funny one when the girl tries to break rapport. |
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