PUA Forum :: Hot cougar at work coming on to me, a-hole husband away too!

So there is a hot cougar at work who makes obscenely sexual comments to me, but has 3 kids and is married (husband is an alcoholic d bag) and is nearly double my age.

She says that girls in the store all want to ride my pole (and that shes only human to bring this to my attention), and has said i could dirty her up, i think about pussy all the time, and that I'm the biggest ho (meaning i fuck alot of bitches) in the place (to this i laughed while giving a half ass no in sarcasm).

But the thing is, when i have said what im doing on the weekend, ect she never made the move to get my number or hang out. At one point awhile in I tried grabbing her number but she said that she was married, and that was cute though.

These comments are continuing, and her husband is going overseas for the military soon she told me today. She might love attention, but she doesnt do this to as much of an extent with anyone else in the store.

She has done some kino with me, and i reciprocated, but since we are at work I have to be careful who sees.

How the hell can I bed this broad! I have several women at work lusting over me together, so i am in a fortunate situation, and she knows this.

Should I make a comment about how shes gonna have the house to herself all these months, and see if she tries to make a move?

Her emotional and physical needs are not being met, she is married in name only, for the kids, finances etc

banging your married coworker...
what could go wrong?

banging your married coworker...

what could go wrong?

Just fuck that damn woman allready. She's craving for it.

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Just fuck that damn woman allready. She's craving for it.

Not that I'm not going to try, but the fact that she has already turned down my advance for a number pull has me a bit concerned. You guys are confident that since the signs have stayed the same she might bite?

Author:	Lionheart9999 [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:22 pm ]
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So there is a hot cougar at work who makes obscenely sexual comments to me, but has 3 kids and is married (husband is an alcoholic d bag) and is nearly double my age. She says that girls in the store all want to ride my pole (and that shes only human to bring this to my attention), and has said i could dirty her up, i think about pussy all the time, and that I'm the biggest ho (meaning i fuck alot of bitches) in the place (to this i laughed while giving a half ass no in sarcasm). But the thing is, when i have said what im doing on the weekend, ect she never made the move to get my number or hang out. At one point awhile in I tried grabbing her number but she said that she was married, and that was cute though. These comments are continuing, and her husband is going overseas for the military soon she told me today. She might love attention, but she doesnt do this to as much of an extent with anyone else in the store. She has done some kino with me, and i reciprocated, but since we are at work I have to be careful who sees. How the hell can I bed this broad! I have several women at work lusting over me together, so i am in a fortunate situation, and she knows this. Should I make a comment about how shes gonna have the house to herself all these months, and see if she tries to make a move?

Author:	Face. [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:58 pm ]
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Quote: So there is a hot cougar at work who makes obscenely sexual comments to me, but has 3 kids and is married (husband is an alcoholic d bag) and is nearly double my age. She says that girls in the store all want to ride my pole (and that shes only human to bring this to my attention), and has said i could dirty her up, i think about pussy all the time, and that I'm the biggest ho (meaning i fuck alot of bitches) in the place (to this i laughed while giving a half ass no in sarcasm). But the thing is, when i have said what im doing on the weekend, ect she never made the move to get my number or hang out. At one point awhile in I tried grabbing her number but she said that she was married, and that was cute though. These comments are continuing, and her husband is going overseas for the military soon she told me today. She might love attention, but she doesnt do this to as much of an extent with anyone else in the store. She has done some kino with me, and i reciprocated, but since we are at work I have to be careful who sees. How the hell can I bed this broad! I have several women at work lusting over me together, so i am in a fortunate situation, and she knows this. Should I make a comment about how shes gonna have the house to herself all these months, and see if she tries to make a move? Go talk to the other girls who are interested in you when she is in your presence, act as if nothing it happening however kino and give double meanings. Should make things interesting.

Author:	Lionheart9999 [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:08 am ]
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this is the strangest predicament!

Author:	MDawg [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:09 pm ]
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Quote: So there is a hot cougar at work who makes obscenely sexual comments to me, but has 3 kids and is married (husband is an alcoholic d bag) and is nearly double my age. She says that girls in the store all want to ride my pole (and that shes only human to bring this to my attention), and has said i could dirty her up, i think about pussy all the time, and that I'm the biggest ho (meaning i fuck alot of bitches) in the place (to this i laughed while giving a half ass no in sarcasm). But the thing is, when i have said what im doing on the weekend, ect she never made the move to get my number or hang out. At one point awhile in I tried grabbing her number but she said that she was married, and that was cute though. These comments are continuing, and her husband is going overseas for the military soon she told me today. She might love attention, but she doesnt do this to as much of an extent with anyone else in the store. She has done some kino with me, and i reciprocated, but since we are at work I have to be careful who sees. How the hell can I bed this broad! I have several women at work lusting over me together, so i am in a fortunate situation, and she knows this. Should I make a comment about how shes gonna have the house to herself all these months, and see if she tries to make a move? You've pining over her and the other chick for quite a while on this board. You need to ESCALATE. She's interested but needs you to make the first move: - Tell her you are going to play hooky one day a-la Ferris Beuller and she should come along - then fuck her - Invite her to lunch - make sure it's near a place you can fuck her - Tell her to grab coffee with her one day - find a secluded place - fuck her - tell her she should swing by after work, check out your [insert ANYTHING here] - fuck her - Tell her right before end of day - "You. Me. Drinks at [Insert location near your place] - grab drinks - fuck her - Meet her in a supply closet, conference room, stairwell - fuck her Bottom line - you need to escalate or you'll just masterbate. Just sayin ...

Author:	Lodewijkp [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:36 pm ]
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i have this shit happening almost all the time.. most guys do not read signals .. i can feel a womans vibe , body language and signals.. i just know when they are into me.. and believe me - ALOT OF WOMAN are giving of signals . the shit you are saying isn't special... i've seen countless married woman do this kind of shit.. that's why i do not believe in marriage.

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Author:	skills360 [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:24 pm ]
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Quote: So there is a hot cougar at work who makes obscenely sexual comments to me, but has 3 kids and is married (husband is an alcoholic d bag) and is nearly double my age. She says that girls in the store all want to ride my pole (and that shes only human to bring this to my attention), and has said i could dirty her up, i think about pussy all the time, and that I'm the biggest ho (meaning i fuck alot of bitches) in the place (to this i laughed while giving a half ass no in sarcasm). But the thing is, when i have said what im doing on the weekend, ect she never made the move to get my number or hang out. At one point awhile in I tried grabbing her number but she said that she was married, and that was cute though. These comments are continuing, and her husband is going overseas for the military soon she told me today. She might love attention, but she doesnt do this to as much of an extent with anyone else in the store. She has done some kino with me, and i reciprocated, but since we are at work I have to be careful who sees. How the hell can I bed this broad! I have several women at work lusting over me together, so i am in a fortunate situation, and she knows this. Should I make a comment about how shes gonna have the house to herself all these months, and see if she tries to make a move? Her emotional and physical needs are not being met, she is married in name only, for the kids, finances etc... She wants you to fuck her, 3 things you have to display: you are discreet, do this by telling her can you keep a secret? hb, yes, are you sure if i tell you something you have the ability to keep it to yourself and not gossip, cause i hate people that gossip, when someone tells me something is between me and them, if i want to share it with someone else i first ask for approval to see if is ok. Second, she wants to know that you are not a clinger, bring a topic like i hate girls that are clingy and do not get the point, or hints, or some shit like that, 3rd she does not want to feel you just used her, so say something i date and i fuck a lot, but i do not fuck for fucking, i need to have some type of friendship and get along with a girl there has to be some type of connection... Whatever you do, do not fuck her at her place, or your place, and do not fuck her more than 3 times.. Finally, i would not fuck a girl i work with...

Author:	Lodewijkp [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:30 pm ]
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don't know man .. she has 3 kids and is married with a alcoholic douchebag.. i wouldn't do it .. you never now what will happen if someone finds out. like skills said .. it's better to not fuck a coworker.. and do not fuck her at your place.. because one day shit will hit the fan, you don't want her or this guy to know where you live...you also need to make a 100 % sure you can be emotionally detached. Quote: Her emotional and physical needs are not being met, she is married in name only, for the kids, finances etc funny how most marriages are like this lol ... one point .. once they are stuck in a bad marriage they are like often desperate clingy woman..

Author:	Mack 2.0 [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:41 pm ]
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banging your married coworker... what could go wrong?

Author:	Lodewijkp [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:26 pm ]
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Quote: banging your married coworker... what could go wrong? lol .. when i was reading this post i was like '' mm... i can''t wait for mack to reply on this one''

Author:	Lionheart9999 [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:03 pm ]
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Quote: banging your married coworker... what could go wrong? Its a retail job. Shes hot. And almost double my age. One of the kids is only a few years old, the other two are close to my age. I have another older lady, and an 18 year old attracted to me there as well, with the young one being hot. But this older lady is leggy, big ass, thin with a great body. And she is the neurotic type who seems like a GREAT lay.

Author:	Mack 2.0 [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:55 pm ]
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Neurotic always helps

Author:	Lionheart9999 [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:00 pm ]
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she had asked to see my abs a month ago. i have a picture on my phone. i work with her friday and I'm thinking of saying: "can you keep a secret....i dont like people who cant...ok, look at this....dont tell anyone.." Then i suppose I'll tell her to come see my _______ or grab a coffee? Somebody told me in the past that she fucked her husband just to get something from him at the store. Alot of time has gone by with my interactions with her, however she punches me lightly, and when i give brush by kino she runs after me and makes sure to return it. aka, she runs after me and hits me when i purposely brush by her.

Author:	P-Style [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:31 pm ]
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Just fuck that damn woman allready. She's craving for it.

Author:	Lionheart9999 [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:05 am ]
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Quote: Just fuck that damn woman allready. She's craving for it. Not that I'm not going to try, but the fact that she has already turned down my advance for a number pull has me a bit concerned. You guys are confident that since the signs have stayed the same she might bite?

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Author:	MDawg [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:17 am ]
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Quote: Quote: Just fuck that damn woman allready. She's craving for it. Not that I'm not going to try, but the fact that she has already turned down my advance for a number pull has me a bit concerned. You guys are confident that since the signs have stayed the same she might bite? You've been pining about her for months - who cares if you have her phone number or not? Do you want to fuck her or spend hours on the phone with her? Kino is key. Get her amped up physically and her body will overule her logical mind and figure out how to pop to another location. From this post, and the others you've made on this forum about her, she's throwing you more IOI's than iTunes has apps to download ... Tap it already? Or tell me what storeand let me know when she's working ... Just sayin ...