Hey guys, this was pretty funny I had to post this!
So I made a direct opener a while ago that involves
you going up to an attractive girl and telling her that a friend
of yours has really bad hair and has many problems and
can never get her hair right...after that you tell the target her
hair is amazing...what pointers and tips can
she give to you to give to your friend
so that she can sort out her hair
problem? In short. But you get
the idea. I've done this quite
a few times and gotten great
results and having the girl
actually recommending hair
salons, products in the process!
But, I did it this today and...
it didn't go quite as planned...
So I was out shopping for some clothes earlier today and before I entered
the store I noticed a women with beautiful hair in the opposite store. I could
only see the back of her as she was talking to someone in front
of her. This women had amazing blonde hair, she was slim and
she wore pretty nice clothing. SO, I decided to go into the
store and try my luck. I go into that opposite store,
walk up to the counter and I say "Hi, sorry to
bother you..." and she turns around and
I'm thinking in my head while she's
positioning herself to talk to me I
think "Oh yes...a 10...jackpo.....OH FUCK."
The women turned around and she was atleast 73 years old by my estimate!!
Her face was all wrinkly and discolored and wore a fuckload of eyeliner.
So since I've already got her attention and don't wanna run
away I might aswell just go with my opener to not seem
weird about it. I keep cool and this is what transpired
during the interaction.
Me: "...I walked past here and I wanted to ask you something
about your hair..."
Women: "My hair?" (confused look)
Me: "Yeah, my one friend has always had trouble with her hair..." (she cuts me off)
Women: "I'm sorry sweetie this isn't a hair salon"
Me: "I know haha, but I mean your hair looks really nice and I wanted
to ask you how you managed to get it like that...? It looks really good"
Women: "I don't understand sweetie."
Me: "My one friend has always had problems with her hair and no
matter what she does she cant seem to get it right. She uses
her GHD everyday, head and shoulders nearly every morning
but she always ends up with a kinky afro or frizzy hair!"
Women: "Yes...so what is your question again?"
Me: "Have you got any advice on how you get your hair
to look so good?"
Women: "My hair?"
(at this point i'm thinking about just fucking off cause it's going nowhere,
and at the rate I was confusing her she was going to get a heart attack
or peg on the spot. So I tried to tone it down for her)
Me: "My friend has always had problems with her hair,
what advice can you give her so she can solve
her problem?"
Women: "My hair is natural sweetie"
Me:"Really?" (i'm thinking FINALLY...NOW we're getting somewhere)
Women: "I don't use any products"
Me: "Oh, so you don't use any GHD's or conditioners?"
Women: "What's a conditioner?"
(back to square one)
Me: "It's like head and shoulders"
Women: "Oh. No I just buy the crappy stuff for under 50 bucks"
Me: "No branded stuff?"
Women: "No sweetie."
Me: "No GHD?"
Women: "Nope. My hair is all natural like other things on me..."
(That sexual connotation was the que to fuck off from this
point! I was about to eject but then...)
Women: "What is your friends name?"
Me: "Jessica..."
Women: "Is she here?"
Me: "No,she's at the dentist"
Women: "So how do you know she want's the same hairstyle
as me?"
Me: "She told me. I mean like, she showed me a picture of
the style she wants and she wants the same hairstyle as
you..."
Women: "What hairstyle?"
(I was ready to knock myself the fuck out just to get
out of this conversation
)Me: "Your hair, you said it's natural"
Women: "Yes it is"
Me: "So what do you recommend she go do?"
Women: "This isn't a hair salon sweetie."
(GRRRRRR!)
Me: "I know, but can't you give her any advice?"
Women: "About my hair? How I got it this way?"
Me: "YEAH
"Women: "I was born with it, it's natural hair"
(At this point I was literally wanting to rip out MY hair oh my fucking god haha.
I didn't care anymore at this point)
Me: "Ok, well thanks anyway."
Women: "Your welcome sweetie."
MY...FUCKING...GOD guys. AWKWARD is all I can say. After all that,
I didn't end up getting my clothes
My advice is to everyone...make 100% sure that next time you want to
approach a women/girl, check her face first to try and make out
how old she really is before going in...as you can see from this
interaction...AGE is a factor. Either that or she was giving me
a fucking huge shit test haha. I'll go with the latter.
