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Author:  Chris2k10 [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Told a girl I deleted her from fb b/c i jerked off to it
So I'm trying to get this girl to like me because I'd always be the one starting the shit up every single time. I haven't fucked her yet, but we made out and I fingered her. I called her up and she said:

Her: What..?
Me: I jerked off to your facebook pics then deleted you because it affects my studying.
Her: Oh my god you did not..
Me: I really did, I came all over the place, it's all your fault. You put some weird sex spell on me and I get a constant boner from you, if it lasts any longer I'll have to go see a doctor.

...Then I hung up.

She put this on her twitter shortly after: "what the hell is wrong with you... I'M TRYING TO WRITE THIS PAPER BUT I CAN'T I'M SO DISTRACTED NOW. fucking fucking fuck shit."

Now I'm just gonna sit back with no communication and see what happens.
Author:  motownsoul [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:39 pm ]
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hahahah SMOOTH OPERATOR! lmao Let us know how it ends up!!
Author:  Chris2k10 [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:43 pm ]
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She said this to me on fb while unadded: Don't be rude yo!
Me: k?
Her: are you going to add me back?
Me: nah, i dont wanna be able to see ur pics.
Her: what the hellllll you are ridiculous!!!
Me: Well I'm in the ridiculous business, deal w/ it.
Her: you make absolutely no sense to me.
Me: welcome to the real world.
Her: oh puhlease. you are being purposefully difficult.
Me: If you say so.
Her: i dont understand why you cant just add me back, its not like you even have to look at my profile if you don't want to.
Me: I'm sorry, you are a nice girl. But I just can’t keep contact with you because I am too fucking horny for you. I’m like a predator. You are not safe around me.
Her: oh my god! haha what the hell was that like rant you went on about not being attracted to me then ?
Me: I don't want to be, I'm just trying to control myself. And after we made out at the mall that one day I felt as if I had a stomach ache/bladder issue. When I got home and felt myself up, it turned out my left ball was in pain.
Her: what does that even mean?
Me: It means I couldn't finish so when I got home I had to find some aggressive porn. It's all your fault, you've done enough
Her: i didnt even do anything! aaaaaaah, you are an idiot
Me: Lol ok, anything else?
Her: i just dont understand. did you just lie about everything before then or what?
Me: Let's make a deal. I'll add you back, you help me get rid of my horniness.
Her: Pft. Really. And How do you suggest I do that? because as you said before you just can't make yourself be attracted to me or whateverrr
Me: By getting on all fours, it's not rocket science you know. ;)
Her: you are. absolutely. insane. for all i know. you could be lying right now. and you were completely telling the truth a couple days ago! im not going to play these mind games with you
Me: We'll talk about that later in your room.

She ended up adding ME instead. Here's her NEWEST tweet: what is this i can't even......
Author:  ikkarly [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:04 pm ]
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I can't imagin this ever working.
Author:  Zolstice [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:08 pm ]
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Let's make a deal. I'll add you back, you help me get rid of my hornyness.
Author:  Chris2k10 [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:09 pm ]
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I can't imagin this ever working.
It's dead-on honesty and creating a positive challenge. In other words, I'm the one becoming the resister in her mind, she feels like she has to qualify. As long as I act like it's all normal, she will too. Me and her have been going on dates/holding hands all too often.
Author:  Cointoss [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:22 pm ]
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This is good game. Reminds me of Ciaran's shock and awe. Blaming her for her hotness in a well-executed fashion. Props.

@ikkarly I can't imagine this not working.
Author:  Shyler [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:21 pm ]
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Author:  mw111 [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:07 pm ]
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Beautiful. You have to be pretty damn good to pull something like that off.
Author:  om3n [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:09 pm ]
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Haha that's ballsy! I like it.
Author:  motownsoul [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:15 pm ]
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This is great lmao awesome conversation....keep up with the updates..I think we're all interested in seeing how this turns out for you
Author:  skills360 [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:03 am ]
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Excellent display of text game sexual/cocky/ funny it works dude, who ever says it does not work is nuts.... she is already getting invested and you are mind fucking keep doing what you are doing, you will do her in no time..
Author:  PUA-Paris [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:37 am ]
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Hahahahaha wow dude that made my day. I LOVE fucking around with girls and just trolling them, it really works. I'm going to try that some time..but isn't it a bit creepy?
Author:  slickezt [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:25 am ]
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Keep Updatin Or... I'll kill yo ass
Author:  Jacob292 [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:30 am ]
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This is absolutely brillant S+A!

I'm sure it works like a charm, especially because you have to be out of your god damn mind to have the balls to play a mind messing game so powerful.

Congrats!
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