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| Author: | Khrem [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:29 pm ] |
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So this week I've decided to step up my game. I do daygame (underage here) and frankly, the number closes aren't even a challenge for me anymore. And I'm seeing enough girls such that solid game really has no relevance for me either. So I decide to try something new: daygame kissing. Never done it before. I've heard people do this, but haven't tried it ever. So I go in today. I sarge at a college campus (not my own). Lot of walking sets, some seating sets, few standing sets. I do about 10 sets. Got 2 numbers. Was feeling bored, so I decided to walk back to my car. Out in the open, a 10/10. Literally 10/10. Not that PUA 7=average bullshit. Legit model-status heavenly blessed beauty. I open, "Hey, I gotta stop you real quick." HB: "Yeah, what's up?" Me: "I have something to tell you..." HB: "I'm listening." Me: "You are really, really, really, really, really, reeeeeaaaally, really really, really, reeeeeeaaaaally, really, really cute. I have to meet you. What is your name?" HB: (name). Me: I'm (name, not Khrem). Are you a freshman? HB: No. I'm a junior. Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! thank god. I was worried because you have that freshmen look about you. HB: yeah, I get that alot... ... Me: "Where are you heading?" HB: ticket center on campus Me: Cool, I'm heading to the parking lot. Let's walk. At his point it's fucking on! There is so much attraction I can see it in her eyes. We walk down the hill toward my car. She pulled out her headphones as we're talking. We're locking arms. Some teasing. We get there. We hug before parting. But I stop her. Me: "You wanna see something cool?" HB: "yeah sure." Me: "Alright, gimme your hands." (gives me hands) Me: "Oh, uh, close your eyes real quick." (Closes eyes) I knew I had it. It was fucking on. We were vibing so much. This whole set took about 5 minutes, but there was definitely enough attraction for me to go in for a kiss. But I get too eager. I rush in. I headbutt her on the forehead. She stumps backwards. "Tsssssss. No..." I'm play it cool. Still get her number. but I think it's a a pity number. I literally saw the attraction go down like a deflated balloon. I go home and am currently sharing this story as I cuddle myself in the corner of my room crying to myself. I'm raging. But I'm going to be honest: This is fucking hilarious at the same time. I literally cannot stop laughing at myself. So close... So close... |
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| Author: | Da_Vinci [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:15 pm ] |
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It reminds me of that time I was on a holiday and met one of the most fantastic girls I have ever seen. We were on an activity, kayaking on the sea. Beautifull weather, slight breeze, summer romance in the air. We got split from the group by an ocean current. It was like a daydream, the most perfect set ever. It was, it was, like a fucking romantic movie.. So we were talking, really cute girl. Nice character, epic looks and best of all: 14 years of intensive bellydancing was her hobby. Imagine how that would be when getting a lapdance? Anyway, as we were getting more and more lost, I came close and took her hand. I could swear I was hearing romantic music from somewhere, my head buzzing as I was approaching those sweet lips of hers. Then I felt over in the kayak, almost drowned. To this day, when I think of it, I get that weird feeling when you laugh and still feel sad.. |
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| Author: | Chai [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:16 pm ] |
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Quote: I headbutt her on the forehead.
Wait, why did you butt her on the forehead?
She stumps backwards. "Tsssssss. No..." |
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| Author: | Khrem [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:28 pm ] |
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I didn't mean to bump her head. I accidentally hit her head with mine. |
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| Author: | whitetea [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:51 pm ] |
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Quote: , the number closes aren't even a challenge for me anymore. . Quote: Lot of walking sets, some seating sets, few standing sets. I do about 10 sets. Got 2 numbers.
only two ?! =p just kidding....maybe she likes pain.. |
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| Author: | juan47 [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:21 pm ] |
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damn bro i had this situation on my hands a while back but thought it was funny cause we laughed it off and i blamed her for messing up, and i used it to tease her. |
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