I added her on facebook and opened her like so:
Me: Hey I thought you were cute so I wanted to add you I got to --- as well
Her: haha thanks! really? are you a freshman?
Me: Yes I'm a freshman, get on chat so we can talk (later she gets on chat)
Me: Hey. (on chat this time)
Her: hey how did you find me on FB?
Me: Mutual friends
Her: haha kevin or trung?
Me: both. Where you from?
Her: San Francisco, you?
Me: guess
Her: haha san francisco?
Me: nope, France. Tu est tres mignon (means you are cute)
Her: haha you something? france, reallly?
Me: Oui. What are you, you look southern-asian
Her: haha, I am...I am Vietnamese
Me: what year you in?
Her: I am Freshman
Me: Vietnamese and freshman. I...like that.
Her: haha, so are you an international student?
Me: nope. I'm going to need your number.
Her: oh so you have been living here?
Me: yes
Her: i just started talking to you?? So like you have been living in LA?
Me: i used to live in LA for 9 years, now Frisco
Her: really? haha why Frisco?
Me:So what's your number. I like talking on the phone more
Her: haha I jsut started talking to you thoughh..
Me: You're right, I just thought I could call you up right now
\Her: haha maybe laterr? sorry
Me: Well, I also wanted to meet you next week, just an innocent meet do you speak vietnamese?
Her: yes i do
Me: hmm how do you say something common like...I love you?
Her: Well, if you are saying it to a girl, then it is Anh yeu em
Me: Anh yeu em? Thanks, I love you too
Her: haha, what a dork..
Me:
>.>...Her: Thats from a guy to a girl
Me: well im a guy and ur a girl.
Her: A girl would switch the and and em around.
Me: ohhh
Her: hahaha
Me:whatever it was, im straight! Ll
Her: haha suree you are!
Me: I am, if I were there, I'd do some things to you. (perfect opportunity to raise sexual tension)
Her: uhh? (feeling the sexual tension now)
Me: Just being honest.
Her: yeahh..
Her: Whats your major
Me: guess
Her: art? (at this point she's been looking through my photos and saw my drawings)
Me: why art?
Her: you are good at drawing haha
Me: How about you. What's *your* major. and thanks. accounting here btw
Her: Biology..
Me: I see. Well, did you know that laughing is unhealthy then?
Her: haha really? how
Me: Because it's contagious.
Her: haha, so is yawningggg!
Me:True. so do you commute..or not commute. lol
Her: I live near campus. with roommatesw. you?
Me: I see. I commute
Her: You live with your parents?
Me: No. Got my own place, parents just send money
It's been 20 min. and I wanna hear your voice. What's your number?
Her: It would be weird talking to you on the phone, bc like i don't even know you at all...
Me: True, but if I don't have your number then I can't meet you either.
Her: i mean we can meet on campus? haha i hope you aren't a phony.
Me: I am a phony. Would getting close and kissing your neck slightly at first glance make me a phony?
Her: haha just creepy.
Me: True. Well I got a gap from 10:45-12:30 on monday and free after 3:15, what time is good for you?
Her: Im free after 1:45mBut I need to study for Chem, bc i have a test this Thursday
Me: Smart girl, puts academics as first priority. Nice.
Her: So you are more than welcome to join me in the library.
Me: What time.
Her: After 1:45
Me: I end at 3:15 though
Her: Im going to be in there until 6.
Me: What about Tuesday. 5 hours of studying?
Her: Tuesday, I am free after 1:45 also. Yeah, I need it.
Me: Ok I'll be there. Maybe you can teach me some Vietnamese.
Her: haha, maybe after my chemistry test. What classes are you taking this semester>
Me: stat, anthro, engl, latin american hist, earth science
you?
Her: Algebra, Chemistry, English, and Spanish
Me: Ok. How do you say "I love you" in Spanish.
Her: Te amo?
Me: Je t'aime
Her: I wish I would have taken French instead of Spanish, but language is not my best subject
Me: You look like a history person to me
Her: haha really why
Me: Idk, you're too pretty for chemistry. I mean biology.
Her: I hate it, trust me. I want to major in Marketing.
Me: Then major in marketing.
Her: I need all the science for dental school
Me: I could see you in marketing, yeah.
Me: im still unsure anyways, so who knows. Hey, wanna dogsit for a friend of mines haha?
Me: No ty, I got birds..I'm SPAM chicks
Her: haha you can do it at their apartment. Im scared of birds hahaha...
Me: Why are you scared of birds. Now I know what to bring with me to the library.
Her: haha what! I am terrified of birds, ducks, and chickens? haha is that weird?
Me: Yeah, I'll just place a chick on your shoulder.
Her: I would kill you. Who is your anthro teacher?
Me: Why? You could be like..a pirate. An old lady, I'm not good with names
Her: look at your syllabus!
Me: Ey. I do what I wahnt. ..name is Levy
Her: what time?
Me: I just put the syllabus back
Her: I think you might have a class with my friend, and he has been trying to start a study group for it. loook!
Me: You're killing me.
Her: you don't even know what time you anthro class is?
Me: 8-9:15 I dont, I just go with the flow.
Her: nvm, he has a man teacher.
Me: A man teacher. Well I got a woman teacher.
Her: haha whatever. i seee..
Me: ..Do you play any wind instruments
Her: i don't play any instruments.
Me: Well, you're gonna have to show me how to study. I never study more than 30 mins
Her: haha i dont either, but I have to.
Me: Memorize the elements?
Her: how to solve problems, and name compounds and all these "exciting" things.
Me: Well solve this problem for me. How do I find you in the library?
Her: well, I am going to get off the laptop, and go wash my face. find me.
Me: you want me to go on a scavenger hunt?
Her: it will be fun.
Me: Ayeee. Ok. Well, pleasure talking to you Adison, I'll come see you on Monday
Her: haha okay .
Me: Welcome back
Her: good luck finding me
Me: Why good luck. I never go to the library, is it a maze?
Her: its like 8 floors.
Me: Which floor.
Her: it's a scavenger hunt.
Me: It's an unfair scavenger hunt, I need a hint. Come on.
Her: okay..hmmmmm.It's the floor....with...hmm...
Me: Go on.
Her: i will tell you later on. i can't think of a hint that won't give it away.
Me: hold on, changing. (just to raise sexual tension again)
Her: alright
Me: Back, I'll try though. Night