Ok - here's the rest of the SMS thread... She either lost her phone or I blew it!
Yeah I bet! I know a few funny stories but they didn't involve me? So where is that mojito bar then?"
You'll have to pay me if you want to know... I'm not a cheap date. X Anyway, I thought you liked Gin like my Gran x
I do! I love gin. Brambles are my favourite cocktail but I'm quite partial to a mojito!x
Do you like egg nog too? That was my Gran's favourite. I'm tempted to come to Leeds tonight but I want to see you with your clothes on.
Haha! No I do not you cheeky bugger! Well you'll be happy to know I am wearing a dress...a long one!
I like the fact you're educated and smart. If you were using txt spk I'd nt wnt to see you. But I'm not sure about you just yet...
Especially with your Gin habit.
By the way I don't think you can afford me: £100 per dance and no touching below the belt.
Wot u meen? Lol. Dat iz well expensiv! Lol. Brb.
You know it's too bad that I swore never to go out with another dancer, because I can tell you and I would get along well. It's a shame as I get the impression that you're a lot of fun to hang out with...
I guess we can always have harmless fun! I'm not a dancer when I'm not dancing
Steady on - I don't even know your last name.
Now - are you sure you are not a fat balding old man that got hold of
my number? I wasn't expecting this tonight.
Yes I am the club cleaner and I found a card on the floor and your face is very smiley
I knew it - is this Doris...? I have memories of our passionate night. It was those yellow marigold gloves that did it for me.
Thank goodness you remembered my name!
Aaah Doris how could I forget you... Or what you did when you removed your false teeth...
My finest moment!
Doris, you won me over with your txt spk... You actually are quite
funny. I'm shocked... Wasn't expecting that.
Call me Mrs D! My grandson taught me the art of textual language. I can switch lyke diz an get wid da kidz on ther fonez lmao wikid. r u buzzin? GCSEs!!1! ...then go back to corrie with my gin and rollers.
How was your night? I'm very sleep deprived.
You seem to be derived of something
. I had a vote with 6 friends. 4- 2 ... You lost. They think you are trouble. I'm on the fence x
I am in trouble. I'm on a train. Where am I going?
Ha ha! Touche - so what made you text me yesterday? Are you sure you weren't trying to drum up business? x
I found your card in my room actually and thought I'd drop you a text!
completely innocent Mr Para
You're quite feisty today - I like that... but I don't think your intentions are innocent.
You’re cute – and I know you must have some funny stories. My previous girlfriend did some dancing and told me some horrendous tales. I wasn’t on my best form on Friday, but I’ve had worse nights. Thanks for taking care of me I know the best place in Leeds for Mojitos – would you like to go one day? Andy.
Hmm...well tell me, are YOUR intentions completely innocent??
Absolutely - I might let you hold my hand for free. Any more and
there's a £200 minimum charge.
Hey Rachel... Or should I call you Doris? You're actually a lot funnier than I thought you would be - but again, I vowed never to date a dancer. It's really a shame as you seem like a good girl to party with.
Ah hmmm. * clears throat* All that said, we should meet
but you have to drink mojitos - no granny gin drinking So I've sent 3 texts and have been met with silence. She's not lost her phone obviously. Any suggestions for a final text?