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| Author: | toddgnarly [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A completely overlooked obstacle to getting laid |
I used to have serious problems with women. Don't get me wrong, they were coming at me all the time. The crotch area of my jeans was full of fingerprints. But somehow, it never quite happened. And I mean NEVER. I was always one second too late or one second too quick to grasp the opportunity. Or they teased me all night and then "just said no". I was SO perplexed. And then one day, THE THOUGHT hit me. "I wonder if the fact that I choke my chicken every day has anything to do with this?" So I dumped my "girlfriend" (my right hand). Two and a half weeks later EVERYTHING changed all at once. Now I can take my pick. Sex was meant to be used in conjunction with a sex DRIVE, not a sex wish or a sex desire. And women can intuitively sense whether you're packin blanks or real bullets. They dont wanna come home with you unless you're packin what they want. Dont let anybody tell you masturbation is healthy. It's addictive and it RUINS your sex drive. I can't BELIEVE how much it cost me all these years. |
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| Author: | Olivier [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:46 pm ] |
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Yes, women are mystical creatures. They ride unicorns and fart double rainbows when we aren't looking. And yes, masturbation is bad, God will punish you when you touch yourself at night. Or maybe that's just all in your head, and you have experienced a placebo effect/self fulfilling prophecy. |
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| Author: | toddgnarly [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:26 pm ] |
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I'm not saying it's morally wrong. It's just that in my experience it greatly dampens my sex drive. |
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| Author: | MPUA.sky [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:49 pm ] |
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I actually completely agree, it gives off a better vibe if you are sexually driven making you a bigger turn on for women, works wonders |
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| Author: | Walrus [ Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:10 pm ] |
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Cant say I agree with this at all really, I tend to pull more when I've been whacking the wedding vegetable all day because I'm not bothered and dont come across as needy (bit of a sticking point for me) so guess its individual to the person |
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| Author: | WiseEYEZ [ Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:03 pm ] |
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Quote: Yes, women are mystical creatures. They ride unicorns and fart double rainbows when we aren't looking.
LOL
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| Author: | Valdemar1 [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:18 pm ] |
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i agree on the "its all in your head" theory, i mean if they really can feel it, then we can most likely fake it. I also think that it is very different from person to person, some people maybe so horny that a women wouldn't feel if the person jerked it off 2 mins ago  My conclusion must be that it depends on so many thing, so even though it was that case for you, it may not be that case for me or anyone else 
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