To make it short and sweet for y'all: My cold approaches have gotten better with time, but my text game could use some tuning. So here's a text of a girl I met at a store I was in. My opener was: do you think the men's clothes look like drug dealer clothes?
Me: One of the dudes that was in Foreign Exchange was a crack dealer..
Her: How do you know?
Me: He's from Queens (No offense to any of you that are from Queens
)Her: Did you have a conversation with him or what?
Me: That too, plus he was very edgy. How'd the shopping go?
Her: Still going but I bought cute pants from foreign exchange! How's your shopping going?
Me: Cool, send me a pic. I bet you'll look cute in them
Her: Follow me on instagram & you'll see this weekend hahaha
Me: Lol what if I don't have an instagram?
Her: Sucks to suck then
Me: Ok, you're totally jealous
Her: lol of what?
Me: Obviously that I can have deep conversations with crack deals and you can't
Her: I have no interest in having deep convesations with drug deals so you are wrong my friend
Me: It was a joke?
Her: I know haha!
Her: I wasn't trying to sound serious oops
Me: lol its cool
Her: What did you end up buying?
Me: I actually got a nice pair of shorts. I just hope they're not too short lol
Her: Oh nice nice
Me: I'm gonna be in town center later tonight. You should come and we can get a fro yo or something
Her: Ahhh I can't, going to dinner with my family sorrrry have fun!
Me: You too!
Her: Thanks!