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Author:  punuk [ Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:58 am ]
Post subject:  Bitch Shields
Hey,
So some shit tests I have not developed a good response to. Something that would not be offending but
rather DHVing.

1. You are too thin
2. You are short
3. I think you are player
4. You don't drink too much, do you?
5. You just wanna get in my pants.
6. Why do you like me/ spending time with me?

Any suggestions?

Thanks
Author:  .Sage. [ Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bitch Shields
I'll give it a go.

1. Thanks, it's the result of my lean muscle diet I learned from a friend. She's a kickboxer.
2. Yep, so was my father. My mother absolutely adored him. ((Gonna be honest, idk i'm not short))
3. You think, huh? What's wrong with a guy enjoying good conversation? ;D
4. I don't need a crutch like alcohol to have a good time, I have fun always (Credit RyeLee)
5. Woah girl, who said I was that easy? Buy me a drink first at least before you start hitting on me!
6. I don't know yet, I'm waiting on you to show me!
Author:  worldrunner [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bitch Shields
More suggestions :)

1. You are too thin --> and you are too blond but I'll still give you a chance...
2. You are short --> yeah I know but fortunately only on Fridays...
3. I think you are player ---> is it because I'm black ? (credit to ali g)
4. You don't drink too much, do you? ---> no because otherwise girls like you will try to use that in order to get into my pants.
5. You just wanna get in my pants. ---> not only in your pants, but that is not the topic yet, is it ?
6. Why do you like me/ spending time with me? ---> what can I say Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, even the nicest flower needs some shit to grow, who actually cares about the reasons?
Author:  AFCToTheMax [ Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bitch Shields
I'm gonna try my hardest to come up with the wittiest responses here guys :
1. OK
2. OK
3. OK
4. OK
5. OK
6. you're cute.
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