Hey y'all! I'm actually taking a shit while typing, for those who care. For those who don't... I'm still taking a shit, but I'll make this intro so darn long, you'll just want to wipe my ass and flush the toilet. Just took a look at it. Ever happened to you guys when you take a painful shit, but when you look at it, it actually is small? Like... it feels like a 100 tons load, but then you noticed how painful a derisory poop can be.
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Aight, my hands are washed, and I went back downstairs to finish my post. (yes, I was typing on my laptop while on the toilet throne... so what?) I just finished watching Spiderman 1 on TV, and it's such an amazing movie! With great powers come great responsibilities!
Allllllll righty then.
I'm here to share my sticking point and get some good help from my good internet fellow gentlemen. It seems like I learned pickup progressively, and now I'm close to the end of my journey to proficiency!
I believe my intestines are about to explode when it's time to close...
No shit... I can open pretty good, get some good ioi, kino, eye contact and all this stuff... but when I start to think to myself ''ok, time to close'', I seem to freeze, then crumble and shatter, followed by a near death experience, resulting into a non-successful success to close. which means, I'm a complete vagina. Vagina.
FUCK!!!! Any of you guys got a guide to closing? The more I think about it, the more I realize that I have no god-damn clue how to close!!! Is it as simple as ''Give me your number, or I kill your mom!'' or must it be more indirect...? Fuck! Maybe I should try every single method, so I'd know. But I guess that's when you guys come on stage to save me? Can you give me a simple method, so I don't get hyper-anxious and pee in my pants when it comes to closing? Pleaaaassse???
Thank y'all!
Bitch