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| Author: | Haesten [ Sat May 07, 2011 7:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Ultimate "I Have a Boyfriend" excuse |
We've all heard this lame excuse, so lets share our unique way of not just climbing over this obstacle, but blowning the shit out of it This is the one I ALWAYS use HB: Sorry, I have a boyfriend. ME: Woah slow down alright, I'm cool with girl girl guy but I am NOT doing Guy Guy Girl! Always guarentees a laugh, field tested. Share yours! |
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| Author: | tactik [ Sat May 07, 2011 7:38 am ] |
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"aha i thought i was going to make a lezbian friend!" |
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| Author: | Amit [ Tue May 10, 2011 11:46 pm ] |
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HB: "I have a boyfriend" ME: "Great so you won't be bothering me all day long, I'm very busy you know" and keep the convo going |
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| Author: | Octave [ Thu May 12, 2011 10:43 pm ] |
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Me:"Oh really, I bet hes a hottie" (in a joking tone) Her: ~haha yea BLAH BLAH BLAH~ Me: (Pointing to yourself Fonzie style) "But hes not a cutie like me" (wink & smile) Tell me what u guys think on that one hahah |
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| Author: | BabySnacks [ Fri May 13, 2011 12:45 am ] |
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HB:Sorry I have a boy friend... Me: perfect. I just happen to have no morals |
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| Author: | TMT [ Fri May 13, 2011 1:30 am ] |
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HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: Oh hey me too or Me: Oh weird I do too! and go for the high five Her telling you she has a boyfriend really doesn't mean anything it all. Just neutralize it and change the subject |
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| Author: | unbelieveabletekkers [ Fri May 20, 2011 8:43 am ] |
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Always used 3 main responses for this.... let me know your thoughts.. HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: jeez, you think i was coming on to you? i was just being nice. HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: Ok cool, do me a favour later.... tell him to go fuck himself!* * Bit risky, but can be funny HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: well i didnt ask that, but thanks for sharing! Any thoughts? |
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| Author: | YouKnowMySteez [ Sun May 22, 2011 6:36 pm ] |
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The classic "Geesh you're already telling me about your problems" |
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| Author: | wil master [ Tue May 24, 2011 12:45 pm ] |
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hb:i have a bf me:i have a gold fish hb:what???? me:ops..i thought we were talking about some shit that doesnt matter. hb:i have a bf me:i can totally understand that, caz i actually have 2 kids.lol wt do u guys think about this??? |
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| Author: | YouKnowMySteez [ Tue May 24, 2011 8:42 pm ] |
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Quote: hb:i have a bf
The first one is okay but I might word the last line differently. The second one seems a little risky.
me:i have a gold fish hb:what???? me:ops..i thought we were talking about some shit that doesnt matter. hb:i have a bf me:i can totally understand that, caz i actually have 2 kids.lol wt do u guys think about this??? |
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| Author: | Adrino [ Fri May 27, 2011 1:32 am ] |
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Quote: HB:Sorry I have a boy friend...
Now that is some funny shit.
Me: perfect. I just happen to have no morals |
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| Author: | R@t [ Fri May 27, 2011 11:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Ultimate "I Have a Boyfriend" excuse |
Quote: We've all heard this lame excuse, so lets share our unique way of not just climbing over this obstacle, but blowning the shit out of it
lol. I will remember and use this!
This is the one I ALWAYS use HB: Sorry, I have a boyfriend. ME: Woah slow down alright, I'm cool with girl girl guy but I am NOT doing Guy Guy Girl! Always guarentees a laugh, field tested. Share yours! |
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| Author: | R@t [ Fri May 27, 2011 11:16 am ] |
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Quote: Quote: hb:i have a bf
The first one is okay but I might word the last line differently. The second one seems a little risky.me:i have a gold fish hb:what???? me:ops..i thought we were talking about some shit that doesnt matter. hb:i have a bf me:i can totally understand that, caz i actually have 2 kids.lol wt do u guys think about this??? |
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| Author: | R@t [ Fri May 27, 2011 11:22 am ] |
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Quote: Always used 3 main responses for this.... let me know your thoughts..
I really like the first one! It's the most polite and I will use it, unless I suspect the girl I am talking to like bad boys, only then I would try the second.
HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: jeez, you think i was coming on to you? i was just being nice. HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: Ok cool, do me a favour later.... tell him to go fuck himself!* * Bit risky, but can be funny HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: well i didnt ask that, but thanks for sharing! Any thoughts? |
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| Author: | R@t [ Fri May 27, 2011 11:27 am ] |
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Quote: The classic "Geesh you're already telling me about your problems"
YES! LOL. A true classic, I love it. HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend Me: Geesh you're already telling me about your problems HB: Lol. He is not a problem! lol Me: I am so sorry to hear that, I feel your pain, thanks for confiding in me, I guess we are off the a great start! |
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