How I came up with it:
I was rehearsing some routines a bit today and at one point I had to stack more material. Now, I had already stacked 2 DHV heavy routines so if I went for another one, it would just be awkward and try-hard. I needed something light. Then I remembered something I once used as opener when my mind went blank (I was already in the middle of approaching and had no opener in my mind). I had asked the girls "Hey, you two. Why aren't you dancing?" So I went with that one during my rehearsal. But then I got stuck again. What's next? They told me why they aren't dancing, how can I continue the conversation properly? I wanted to postpone the how-do-you-all-know-each-other as much as possible. And then it came to me (it took like 2-3 seconds in my mind). I started talking about why I love dancing. Then I stacked another DHV heavy routine and smoothly inserted the how-do-you-all-know-each-other. At that point I realized that I just came up with a new routine. I thought it through a few times and improved it a bit. Now, I'm not saying that I'm original here, somebody somewhere probably already came up with a routine using the same question, but this one is personalized to me so I thought I share it anyway.
Routine:
Me: Hey, why aren't you guys dancing?
Them: Blablabla.
Me: I, personally, love dancing. It's just great. One useful thing is that you don't really need to bother go jogging anymore or going to the gym. It's a lot more fun than lifting stupid weights. The second thing is that it trains your whole body. It's not just your biceps or your abs or whatever shortcomings you have. No, dancing works out the whole body. If you know how to dance with your whole body that is. And the third thing that's awesome about dancing is that it gives you a tight ass. *smacks own ass*
Possible mods:
You can add a playful neg here
Me: *looks down at her ass* You could use some dancing. *smile*
Conclusion:
The best thing about this routine is that you can use it as opener, as DHV routine or for screening purposes in A3. I would leave out the ass-thing at the end if you're not running it in A2.
I'll field-test it for night-game next Saturday.
