Man, you guys have no sense of humour!
Lol.Figured it was a joke...
...that played out to be actually serious. xD.
Next time add the bit of sarcasm at the end to signify a joke:
"Use these lines.They get me responses from girls(Mostly "Um...yea,and "I gotta go!").Of course,if you are interested in fucking them,then dont use them.
Humor is meant to be concealed cruelty,a sign of cleverness.
That is the premise behind negs and openers.Conceal your true intentions(A law of power by Rob Greene).
sorry, I'm British. It's in our nature to be smarmy.