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| Author: | sigurd [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | My DHV Story |
hey guys you wont believe what[fucking] happened to me last week! i had a party and i was laying in bed with this[these] chick[chicks] but then suddenely my friend busted in and says "dude i need help im getting in a fight". but he was way to wasted to get into a fight but he was way to wasted to get into a fight. so we go out for a walk and he gives me this bottle of vodka a i get super wasted. so i of course get this fantastic idea of going to steal cars! but when came across this camero SS i try to break into it and the (fucking) alarm goes off! so me and my friend run off in different directions and i make it back to the party and i get back in bed but then the cops bust in and break up my party and i get arrested for having sex and drinking even tho i tried stealing a car! please give some opinions. |
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| Author: | Serj [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:55 am ] |
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1: How is this a DHV story? 2: Your options are you can choose or choose not not to hang around retarded people. |
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| Author: | easy_as_pie_100 [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:54 am ] |
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Seems more like a DLV to me...Who does these drop-kickish things? ^^ What "higher values" are u trying to convey :S |
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| Author: | Mobscene [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:22 pm ] |
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Walking up to a HB10 and telling her that you'll start killing puppies unless she sleeps with you will work better than that DHV story. You've got a long way to go little man. |
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| Author: | Buz [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:41 pm ] |
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You can get arrested for drinking and having sex? damn i need to be far more careful |
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| Author: | Vuvuzela [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:49 pm ] |
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Even a drunk village idiot would be humbled by the incoherence of this story. |
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| Author: | Buz [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: My DHV Story |
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please give some opinions.
Buy a copy of the Mystery Method.
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| Author: | Buz [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: My DHV Story |
Quote: hey guys you wont believe what[fucking] happened to me last week! i had a party
Ok, Sociable + 1 Quote:
and i was laying in bed with this[these] chick[chicks] but then suddenely my friend busted in
If it's believable, Pre-selection + 1 Here's where is goes wrong... Quote:
and says "dude i need help im getting in a fight". but he was way to wasted to get into a fight
Kinda Missed the boat on the protector of loved ones and leader of men. - 1Quote:
but he was way to wasted to get into a fight. so we go out for a walk and he gives me this bottle
Drinking neat vokda on the street? - 5of vodka a i get super wasted. Quote:
so i of course get this fantastic idea of going to steal cars!
Theft is never cool drunk or sober - 5Quote:
but when came across this camero SS i try to break into it and the (fucking) alarm goes off!
That sounds like you done that before again, not got -1Quote:
so me and my friend run off in different directions
Abandoning loved ones, nice. -1Quote:
and i make it back to the party and i get back
And the girls where still there waiting? -1in bed Quote:
but then the cops bust in and break up my party and i get arrested for having sex and drinking
Police busting up a party +1 for that Arrested for having sex and drinking? -10 it's not possible. So on a scale of 1-100 your score is -21 |
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