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| Author: | Fudge [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Clever response to "What did you do last night?" |
So I would love to hear if some of you have anything funny in response to "what did you do last night/weekend etc..". I'd love to see some short and funny lines, the more random the better |
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| Author: | jazestix [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:28 pm ] |
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ur mom fought crime. did any in ur family die last night? (no) u can thank me for that. i dreamt about u last night. how the hell did u get in there already?? are u doing voodoo on me? i was with my friend, (girls name). do u wnat me to be honest and get into really really graphic detail about what happened? (no) okay. we played scrabble. it was so wild and HOT that we smoked a cigarette right after. PS: 3rd post. i'm no longer really fearing u guys rejecting my comments much anymore. i feel 10 feet tall and can approach any thread right now! |
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| Author: | Ezo [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:34 pm ] |
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Thats what the police asked too. I was spanking Mel Gibson. Playing Speed Metal at the retirement home. What am I doing now? Who wants to know? Who sent you? |
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| Author: | Amonx9 [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:57 pm ] |
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if she asks, automaticly make a big smile (as if you remembered funny things) and say, nothing special... |
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| Author: | selous [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:29 pm ] |
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Two hookers, an 8-ball, and a bottle of jack. |
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| Author: | zappo [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:00 pm ] |
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I dont know i was hoping you would fill in the blanks I got a new job, driving round turning on the street lamps of a night time with a remote If I told you , id have to kill you Thats between me and your mum I think it would be better if you found out through channel 5 news I found out that 9v batteries hurt when you lick them ... the hard way Oh god i didnt sleep walk in on you naked as well did i ? Not much , got married , got divorced... that's tequila for you I dont know but somehow i ended up in a banana costume ( true story haha ) I Lost my car and theese gay germans are after some device off me , so i gave them a dildo , Shibby ! |
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| Author: | Fudge [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:48 pm ] |
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Lovin' it guys. Lots of great stuff here, just what I was looking for. |
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| Author: | 'Vlad' [ Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:50 am ] |
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"ask me that tomorrow and I'll say 'you'..." |
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