i had this girl that i said that she was arrogant
not to tease her but because i really ment it
nog she says behind my back that i am gay
but i am not what can i say to her ?
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| Author: | Consistence [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:55 pm ] |
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List down insults you have heard and we will find cool answes to them so you are prepared when Alpha-males tries to make fun of you. Like this Insult:"Why do you smell funny?" Answer: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before (make a big smile and tounge-mouth) Insult: "Wow, what an ugly t-shirt!" Answer: Yeah that can be fixed but your face can't! A male tries to make fun of you by saying something like "Oh, you're so cool!" or "You look like [insert funny man/creature/whatever] Good answers could be: * I wish I could get even half as funny as you one day (and then ignore him). * Awwww, look at him tryin to be funny. Bring 'em on |
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| Author: | the1&onlyMello [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:21 pm ] |
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i have one for you bro i can't find an answer to insult: you wish you could have this response: ???? now for comeback AMOGs insult: you're fat response: more of me to love, or it ain't fat its just a stomach of parting guess you don't party much?, why get the 6 pack when you can get the keg? insult: you're ugly response: no you just have never seen yourself in the mirror insult: you're so annoying response: i'm just friendly and happy your the one thats bitter insult: why are you always smiling you look stupid response: cuz smiling is fun you should try it sometime i'll be back with more after tonight : ) |
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| Author: | Ezo [ Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:43 pm ] |
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Seriously, no alpha male would use any comeback at all. By acknowledging the insult you allow him to control your reality. You dont need to take the fight, you have already won... |
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| Author: | tbrady10 [ Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:16 pm ] |
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Quote: Seriously, no alpha male would use any comeback at all. By acknowledging the insult you allow him to control your reality. You dont need to take the fight, you have already won...
what should u do instead? just walk away? pretend like they didnt say anythin?
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| Author: | Ezo [ Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:39 am ] |
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I would just turn to the others saying, yeah, thats the way. Or yeah thats right. Anyways... go on as if nothing happened. |
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| Author: | ataraxia_88 [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:36 am ] |
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Quote: Seriously, no alpha male would use any comeback at all. By acknowledging the insult you allow him to control your reality. You dont need to take the fight, you have already won...
Exactly.Also, alpha males generally don't feel the need to insult random guys at the bar. That shows major insecurity. So you should probably re-phrase the question. However, if a target insults you, it's always beneficial to be witty in a cocky/funny way. |
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| Author: | TheIntruder [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:54 am ] |
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Never justify yourself! |
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| Author: | Ezo [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:07 pm ] |
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Quote: However, if a target insults you, it's always beneficial to be witty in a cocky/funny way.
Unless its a shit test... Then you win by pretending you didnt hear...
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| Author: | Vermouth [ Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:08 pm ] |
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Quote: i have one for you bro i can't find an answer to
insult: you wish you could have this response: ???? now for comeback AMOGs insult: you're fat response: more of me to love, or it ain't fat its just a stomach of parting guess you don't party much?, why get the 6 pack when you can get the keg? insult: you're ugly response: no you just have never seen yourself in the mirror insult: you're so annoying response: i'm just friendly and happy your the one thats bitter insult: why are you always smiling you look stupid response: cuz smiling is fun you should try it sometime i'll be back with more after tonight : ) I agree with the others. You shouldn't feel the need to rage/give a come back. Answer to the others, not him. If you have to, I would playfully correct the "you're fat" response. Insult: You're fat(or whatever). Comeback: *playfully* Haha, well.. You're ugly. I can lose weight. (small pause, where you look serious. Then break into a playful smile and loosen up) No, just kidding, dude. You're great. (Pad on the shoulder to lower his social value and then turn to the group like nothing happened) |
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| Author: | DennisNL [ Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:50 pm ] |
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i had this girl that i said that she was arrogant not to tease her but because i really ment it nog she says behind my back that i am gay but i am not what can i say to her ? |
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| Author: | Rune [ Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:01 pm ] |
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Quote: Seriously, no alpha male would use any comeback at all. By acknowledging the insult you allow him to control your reality. You dont need to take the fight, you have already won...
If you're truly an "alpha male", people wont even bother to insult you.They will ASSUME, and PREdetermine you as pure DHV, and have no NEED to rag on you. If someone is stupid enough to rag on you, let your crew do the dirty work for you. IF you must retailiate, don't even sling insults; kill them with kindness. |
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| Author: | Dirksen [ Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:37 pm ] |
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Quote: Seriously, no alpha male would use any comeback at all. By acknowledging the insult you allow him to control your reality. You dont need to take the fight, you have already won...
Exactly. I just keep saying "What" like Stone Cold Steve Austin and then I flip them the double-birds and then give them the stunner. Then I get beers and chug them and then ladies follow me home. 
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| Author: | Chelios [ Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:16 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: Seriously, no alpha male would use any comeback at all. By acknowledging the insult you allow him to control your reality. You dont need to take the fight, you have already won...
Exactly. I just keep saying "What" like Stone Cold Steve Austin and then I flip them the double-birds and then give them the stunner. Then I get beers and chug them and then ladies follow me home. |
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| Author: | zappo [ Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:26 pm ] |
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Agreed with what everyones saying but i cant justify my self to completley ignore it however i do favour the one lined comebacks Idiot of group : Your fat Me :Awesome Idiot of group : Your ugly Me :Awesome Idiot of group : Your so annoying Me :Good Idiot of group : Why are you smiling you look stupid Me :smile and wink or just completely ignore Heres one for you that happened to me the other day which i think would have ended up horribly wrong if the person didn't realize who i was with ( a big bunch of meaty guys with shaved heads , basically neo-natzi look a likes). I was minding my own buisness on the dancefloor and a random black woman came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder . by her expression on her face i knew shit was probably about to go down . "What ?" i said "what are you laughing at fool ?" she replied ( i was definatley not laughing at her ) I just paused looked at her hand on my shoulder and said " i don't have time for this shit " and walked away to a big group of friends If my friends wernet there i wouldnt of gotten away with that ... i still dont know how i would have reacted to that if i was on my own without getting K.O. d by some woman with more testosterone than every guy in the bar . |
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| Author: | James Fang [ Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:29 pm ] |
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I quite like the Stone Cold Steve Austin "what" replies, they seem pretty funny  Although using the 'awesome' one liner sounds effective too 
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