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| Author: | Fr33stylez [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Love Calculator Opener |
Heyy guys, Who said you cant use the cliche "Love Calculator" to open and command a mixed 3 set in the daytime and potentially get a close This is a true recent story of me in the day time - Field report: so, i went up to the group (2 girls and one guy) and i'm like "heyy guys real quick *i turn to the girl nearest to me* What's your name?" and she's like "what?.." and i'm liek "what's your name?!" and she says "Daphne" so i type my name and 'Daphne' into the calculator thing and right off the bat, the first time i tried this, it came up with "100% compatability" LOL i was shocked and so was teh group, i turn to my wing and i'm like "Shit man, it's my soul mate! haha" i tell her "wow i should ask u to marry me right here and now" and i get down on one knee in front of her and i'm liek "Daphne, my future wife.." hahaha meanwhile the group is laughing and really enjoying the spectacle. Daphne says "nah i'm alright lol".. so i go "ahh well *turn to the next girl* maybe you'd liek to marry me", i ask for her name, she tells me easily, it's not as good compatability. but then the funniest thing about this set is that i then turned to the GUY, and i'm liek, "Hey man, i could be gay, i dunno, we'll find out, what's ur name?" HAHA he even TELLS ME HIS NAME haha he played into my joke, i freaking AMOGed him LOL the thing was like 33% compatability, so i'm liek "haha sorry man, i guess i dont swing that way" my wing's pissing himself, the girls are having the time of their lives, u can tell this guy is a pussy! unfortunately i didnt go for any closes, but i did leave them shortly after this thinking to themselves WTF JUST HAPPENED?! haahah it was EPIC! I really tihnk if i had stayed a lil longer and continued, i could've pushed for a close, but i really only went in to have fun and make it fun for others too, and i succeeded. Have fun and the rest will come! Anyways, try it, it'll get you a laugh every time - if nothing else, it's a great state builder! =D Wishing you every success, ~ Fr33stylez ~ |
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| Author: | RockyD [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:45 am ] |
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That is brilliant mate! sounds so funny. what is the love calculator i thought it was online? |
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| Author: | Fr33stylez [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:00 pm ] |
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Quote: That is brilliant mate! sounds so funny.
haha dude, it was hilarious!what is the love calculator i thought it was online? Yeah usually on computers, but i have an iPhone and i downloaded it as an app.. =P |
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