for the second one:
you: you dont know how tall you are? hmm come here (she stands by you) +kino
you: (put your hand just above her head and say) nope, your just not tall enough to be (doesnt matter, i.e, your gf or to hang out with you. something that says she doesn't qualify for you)
for the first one (dont know why i did in this order
)(when your asked what you did that weekend) ;just make up some silly, unbelievable story that'll maker hb2 laugh and say "no you didn't!" and you'll avoid the topic of telling the HBs you didn't do anything that weekend and lead the convo on from there
(when she gives you the ipod back); this is what i would do at least,
hb1: it's not horrible music
me: well good, unluck my friend i see you like bands like the backstreet boy *big smile*
hb1: what!?
me: sing along with me *kino her arm* "i want it thata way"...only real men listen to backstreet boys
you have to convince them that your joking but keep with the act
in HS you can just be obnoxiously immature and HBs love it.
hope that helps
