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| Author: | Niceboy [ Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | DHV Sticking point (Cont.) |
Hi again, this is just another story (see previous post for more info) Story 2 Some truth, Mostly lie So get this guys, I’m a swimming teacher right but I lifeguard aswell on the odd occasion. I just got off my break last Sunday and went upstairs fllowed by my buddies. These guys all wanted to break at the same time as me so we all ended up going upstairs together. Anyway, I got to the pool and was leaning over the desk to read the position sheets, telling us where we are next. my buddies all surrounded me to glimpse the sheet and as I bent over I felt this... firm... Warm... strong... hand grip my arse. Now my arse gets pinched a lot of times by other girls because apparently it’s really firm because I swim. I'm tellig you, there's not a lot you can't hide in speedos! So I feel this hand and turn around expecting to see one of my friends but get this... It’s a customer. It’s not even a woman! It’s this small, balding guy who has this awful comb over and he’s about 45. I was worried man, I felt pretty petrified. I quickly ran off to my position which was on the lane pool. Now, on this pool we have two lifeguards opposite each other, and we always play games like charades across the pool. You should really watch out for that next time you swim! *Trying to make other lifeguard sound like a girl and they want to play games with me because I’m fun – any ideas?* This is normally quite a boring position but Oh no... Who just got in the pool? My favourite customer. This guy swam in the lane closest to me. He started swimming on his back *demonstrate* with this really seductive breastroke. I’ll be honest with you guys, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a man parade his crotch in front of you, wearing speedos which are just that little bit too small and tight. My friend opposite me found this hilarious and she had to go and tell everybody in the staffroom the next day. Made gossip for about a week! Most guys in this bar are only worried about the ladies coming onto them but from that moment on... I feel sexually threatened by pretty much every gender in the room. Tell me what you think, use if you want but in exchange for feedback! Niceboy |
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| Author: | magnum45 [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:09 am ] |
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I think thats fucking histerical. |
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| Author: | Niceboy [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:07 pm ] |
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Is this sarcasm I'm hearing or are you for real? |
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| Author: | Energy_ [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:35 pm ] |
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Hey man! This is my kind of story. I thinks its really funny. With stories like theese it doesnt matter if they are true or not. Perfect to use in sets - showing of social skills, sense of humor etc. |
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| Author: | Johnny B. [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:55 pm ] |
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Few pointers: 1) It is funny but beware of " showing off "too much that you are a life guard. Impress the girls with the story, not you being a life saver. 2) Try to make it shorter. Believe me, if you do this in a club where is action happening around you, it may bore them and especially if they are drunk, it may be hard for them to follow. If its hard to follow, than there is a chance that it bores them. So basically keep in mind that try to make it quite short and simpple. 3) Try it in the field and tell us how it worked out [ Johnny B ] |
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| Author: | Kaiine [ Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:05 am ] |
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Good story to use with a women when you get her to like C2 or C3 and you're leveling out value with her. Embarrassing stories make you look human and obtainable, but bring them out too early and you look like a loser. For instance, I don't know you and reading this I think you're a funny loser; but if I knew you as a friend I'd think this was hilarious and charming. |
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| Author: | Niceboy [ Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:01 am ] |
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Cheers for the feedback chaps. Comments taken on board Kaiine - funny loser - you're too kind! :p I will try them out in the field when I get the chance. I'm playing a bit of long game with a girl so will use stories 1,2 and 3 and see what happens. Will let you guys know. Niceboy |
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