Thanks
all of it hasnt been fully field tested so let me know how it goes
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| Author: | Asim [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Number Close Routine Opinions and ways to Improve |
Heres a routine i came up with off the top of my head but obviously you will improvise You:Hey guys which hoodie looks better red or pink (selling hoodies in school for charity) IF THEY SAY RED HB: Red You:You know what colours people like say a lot about there personality, since you picked red it means that you have a loving energy but you can also be devilish and not be trusted, lets see if I can trust you give me your hand a minute. IF THEY SAY PINK HB: Pink You: You know what colours people like say a lot about there personality, since you picked pink it means your kind and flirty but prison cells paint their most dangerous prisoners cell in pink so lets see if i can trust you give me your hand a minute. You: (Grab one hand and find there pulse) OMG YOU HAVE NO PULSE! I'm talking to a zombie! oh wait there it is. HB: *Laughs* You: Ok so whats your name? HB: ___________ You: Do you watch a lot of porn? HB: Yes/No/blushes or feels embarrased. You: OMG Your pulse is racing your a porn addict! *Throw her hand down* ughh dont touch me I dont wanna know where those hands have been You: Oh that reminds me I was talking to a good friend of mine in ireland and she was telling me about her new boyfriend. I've had funny moments with her but I'll get back to that in a moment So basically her boyfriend is called Nick and he thought it would be romantic to take her out to dinner and make it a nice night for her. But she found porn pictures on his phone. So she rings me crying, you know when you have good friends they ring you because your there for them anyways i sorted things out for them and there still going out. Back to the funny moments well basically i was in the cinema with her and a few friends she got paid for a large coke and dropped it everywhere all over the floor, so a cleaner was next to her cleaning it, she bought another large coke and slipped on the coke that was already on the ground dropped the coke all over the cleaner, i was pissing my self laughing we got kicked out but it was still a great laugh, You had any moments like that with your friends? IMPROVISE You: Can you cook? HB: Yes You: Ok lets make a bet, (tease her until she does it) if i win you cook whatever i want for me, if you win i will do the same PLAY THE 5 QUESTIONS GAME BY STYLE After you win: You: Well i dont know what i want yet but I'll decide later, enter your digits and I'll get back to you. |
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| Author: | CaptRow [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:25 pm ] |
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dude, this is great stuff! can wait to try it out. i like the pulse thing. |
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| Author: | Asim [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:30 pm ] |
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Thanks all of it hasnt been fully field tested so let me know how it goes
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| Author: | *olie* [ Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:34 am ] |
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not bad but needs some work most women would be like  at you mentioning porn, haha ide ask them if they were in that movie u saw last night when they ask which one tell her little red riding whore hahaha but seriously u might get slapped
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| Author: | BiffTannen88 [ Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:25 pm ] |
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I have my own # close that I always use and hasn't failed me yet. me:Are you fun? hb:yeah, im lots of fun! me:Good I wasn't going to ask you for your number if you wern't fun. hb:my numbers......... Easy and simple never failed yet. |
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| Author: | -Achilles [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:01 am ] |
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hahaha I simply loved it. Way to go man |
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