these r all gr8 but wat do u guys think of my suggestion?????
Her: So wat do u do 4 a livin?????
Me: Oh, im an arms dealer.
THEY ALL THOUGHTI WAS OUT OF THE GAME......NOW IM THE ONE HOLDING ALL THE CARDS.......
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| Author: | Lestat [ Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:56 pm ] |
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I've never been asked this but I do have an idea for a c/f reply/neg. HER: So, what do you do? ME: Me? Oh, I flirt shamelessly. >Check watch< You're running up quite a bill here. |
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| Author: | The Big Bad Wolf [ Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:42 pm ] |
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Nice; I might steal that one for the weekend. Other than that you can sorta adopt/adapt the answer Hypnotica gives; "I teach women how to feel good" (something like that) or other C/F "I'm a freelance gynecologist." you can misinterpret and act offended "I can't believe you just said that, I'll have you know my mother was a saint" and Play it off, or lie blatantly, say you invented something outlandish Like solar-powered flashlights and you now live off the royalties. I either tell them I'm an artist, or that I give advice in sexual techniques, or something of that effect... Or that I am a retired god/angel, or the devil, depends on my mood that day... that one stumps them for a while. They either laugh or look at me like they're trying to figure out what the fuck I meant by that... (just keep a straight face) HB: "What do you do for a living" Me: "Oh, I'm the Devil" (looks deep into her eyes with a dead-pan serious face) .... Look at Steven Wright if you want to know what kind of face to pull... He has the type of deliveries that are perfect for pure C/F. |
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| Author: | Sephrial [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:58 am ] |
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Quote: "I'm a freelance gynecologist."
I love that one...
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| Author: | swiss [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:05 pm ] |
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good stuff, going to use some of that amusing one for university: her: What are you studying? responses: "underwater basketweaving" "being a cowboy" (if wearing the hat) "cookery" Or something utterly absurd, they really like that |
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| Author: | frankh1188 [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:01 am ] |
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haha, that is a really good line. but just personally i'd switch out shamelessly flirting to something more along the lines of getting girls to want me, or something directed at the HB |
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| Author: | dreads [ Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:07 pm ] |
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another good one is HB: "what do you do for a living?" ME: "Cannie" (guy who goes through bins for drink cans) they love it. here in south australia they recently doubled from 5c to 10c so you can ask them what other areas have doubled there income recently if they pick on you about it. they love it, usually gets kino started off with bit of playfull nudge and take it from there. |
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| Author: | syler [ Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:46 pm ] |
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these r all gr8 but wat do u guys think of my suggestion????? Her: So wat do u do 4 a livin????? Me: Oh, im an arms dealer. THEY ALL THOUGHTI WAS OUT OF THE GAME......NOW IM THE ONE HOLDING ALL THE CARDS.......
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