I want to learn how to make witty jokes because that is what makes pussy wet

You have to learn to synthesize routines and natural and intertwine them in your interactions. Let's say you have your joke of the day, just one joke. So you bust that out, she laughs. Then say "No, but seriously..." and ask about some relevant thing that she can relate to. You start a brief serious conversation about that. She talks, you talk. Not about anything funny necessarily, because she already laughed at your joke. Then you tell her she's interesting and ask if she's ever done the cube personality test, or ladder, or cabin, or whichever one you want to do. She'll be inquisitive about it and then you do it on her. Maybe you have another little witty joke or comment you can use at the end of it too. She laughs and now you are this interesting, deep, funny, charming, clever guy who is very relatable to her. That's how attraction starts.

And in all that the only thing you had to do is remember a couple jokes and one routine. You fill the rest with natural conversation and let HER do a lot of the talking too, which fills even more time. Its so much easier to have a loose structure to your game and routine stacking rather than being all regimented with a canned opening, time constraint, neg, etc... and going through the whole complicate Mystery Method thing or whatever.

To JackZero, everyone says that, mate.

Then everyone is wrong. From a psychological standpoint, it's not going to do anything for you except make you entertaining. If you can escalate entertaining into interest then that's fine, but witty jokes won't get a woman wet.

What "everyone" is saying isn't being understood by "everyone". If a woman that laughs at all of your jokes ends up having sex with you, her laughter was an IOI and not because you are witty. Laughter is a sign of submission and she is showing that she is willing to submit to you. Pay close attention to girls that are with guys that they like. He'll say something that no one else will find funny except for her.

If you're not a funny guy, don't worry about making women laugh. Instead work on trying to make them interested. If they are interested, they'll laugh even when you're trying not to make them laugh.

Thanks mate, still what I'm saying is that situation where you are in a group and if you don't have some basic level of wit her friends will just say you're boring, and we all know social pressure kills it for lots of ho's.

Huge difference between that and witty jokes making the pussy wet.

well, then, elaborate please lol I'm reading some philosophy which supposedly is good.
Also, I have this thing where I talk fast and switch tons of words and cramp a sentence into ununderstandable phrases. Due to the fact that I'm bilingual american/brasilian so that sucks too, and women realize it.

when you're around a guy who is super high energy and makes everyone laugh and flirts with all the women, you are kind of outclassed.

There are three things you need to do to make yourself attractive to women:

1. Communicate your interest/intent through flirtation and nonverbal communication

This is your bread and butter because you're setting the groundwork and her expectations from you. You can do a lot of this by forcing IOI's. Communicating attraction. Solid eye contact. Innuendo.

2. Make her feel good about herself while being around you.

You can do this a lot of different ways. Rapport building. Allowing her to talk about herself and you giving approval. Having high value. etc.

3. Don't settle for less than your intentions with a girl.

Walk away from girls that only want to be friends and you want more. You'll get a lot of girls who will suddenly want to conform to what you want and you won't be wasting your time.