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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How to transition to a sexual vibe for dummies. |
Transitioning from opening, to meeting, to banter. You are past that but seem to be losing steam quickly. The conversation is getting stale and boring. You don't know where to lead things. You lost track of your goal. You KNOW you should be escalating towards sex somehow! But you are clueless. That little 'White Knight' in you head is struggling to protect her virgin ears, from the Viking in you that want to take her to pound town. Well guys, she can take it. Trust me. Now I'm pretty good at just winging through this on my own, I not bragging, I'm just saying it took considerable time to ......make the flow second nature. But how do I 'understand it to' or convey it to you the reader? By lying and cheating. I came across a little game called the "Slut Test". I blatantly stole it, fixed it, and reformatted it to fit here, so all you frozen in the headlight guys can move FORWARD. You can now use this as a direct copy/paste in an email. (Deflating the fuck out of it, but hey if that's you.) Memorizing a few snippets to use on that bar slut that just sat down in your bubble. Down load it to your smart phone as a guide/cheat sheet. Banter it back and forth over text one at a time, until she's driving over ready to ride the little red rocket. The point is, this shit, and shit like it WORKS. You just need to keep up the momentum. Here it is; YOU: Have you ever engaged in phone sex? yes no Ever groped someone who was asleep? yes no Used whipped cream during sex? yes no Answered a phone call during sex and kept going? yes no Had sex during menstruation? yes no Ever done a body shot off of someone? yes no Engaged in 69? yes no Ever belched while performing oral sex? yes no Ever farted in someone’s face during oral sex? yes no Had sex in your parent’s bed? yes no Had anything larger than a finger inserted in your anus? yes no Ever used a cock ring or had one used by your partner while having sex? yes no Streaked naked in public? yes no Fallen asleep during sex? yes no Sucked on someone's big toe during sex? yes no Tipped a stripper? yes no Ever worn a mask or costume during sex? yes no Penetrated yourself with a sex toy? yes no Had sex in the backseat of a car? yes no Had sex at night with the lights on, windows open and the blinds up or curtains open just asking for the neighbors to watch? yes no Done it Doggy Style? Yes of course you have no Had sex standing up? Hasn’t everybody? No Spanked someone's ass during sex? Yep...that's normal no Had sex on a countertop? yes no Engaged in cybersex? (Online & or through text)? Yes no Given or received "road head" That was high school - YES no Demonstrated blow job techniques on a bottle or banana...( or convinced your girlfriend to demonstrate for you) ? yes no Used fruit during sex? yes no Used honey during sex...(not the word)? yes no Had sex in every room of your house? yes no Had sex on a picnic table outside? yes no Slapped someone with yours or been slapped in the face with a penis? yes no Used ice cubes during oral sex? yes no Slept with someone who was married to someone else? yes no Faked an orgasm? yes no Used sexual enhancement drugs? Yes...can you get me some more? No Had a one night stand? yes no Gone skinny dipping with a group of people? yes no Injured yourself during sex? yes no Been caught masturbating? yes no Had sex with someone you met online? yes no Send full nude photos of yourself over a cell phone? Yes no Ever used a vibrator on your partner during sex? yes no Screamed out the wrong name during sex? yes no Had sex with someone MUCH larger than yourself? yes no Swallowed cum? yes no Given or received a hand job? yes no Been to a nude beach AND followed the dress code 100%? yes no Had sex in a public park? Yes no Ever knowingly been videotaped while having sex? yes no Had sex with someone old enough to be your parent? yes no Humped a piece of furniture? yes no Used hot wax during sex? yes no Used a vegetable for masturbation? yes no Had chocolate licked off your genitals or done the licking? yes no Tied someone up or been tied up during sex? yes no Masturbated while driving? yes no Took video of yourself while masturbating? yes no Engaged in flogging as a form of foreplay? yes no Used handcuffs during sex? yes no Engaged in anal sex? yes no Inserted a finger in your partner’s anus during sex? yes no Paid for sex? (Cash money...not a dinner or a movie) Yes no Licked a lover’s anus? (The ole classic Rim Job) yes no Had sex with someone at least 10 years younger? yes no Had semen on your face? (Doesn’t matter how it got there ) yes no Witnessed someone displaying his penis on a hot dog bun? Done this you? (Seeing pictures doesn't count) yes no Fallen out of bed during sex? yes no Performed or received oral sex during menstruation? (no we're not talking about fellatio here) yes no Attempted to orally satisfy yourself? yes no Participated in a wet t shirt contest or a wet underwear contest? yes no Had sex with a blow up doll? yes no Purposely inflicted pain on your lover during sex? yes no Had sex with 2 or more partners at the same time? yes no Used (and I do mean "used") a butt plug? yes no Role played during sex? (pizza delivery boy / hooker / nurse) yes no Masturbated during company time? Yep...I got paid to "get off “no Had sex in a moving vehicle while someone else was driving? (yes limos count) yes no Had sex with 2 or more people in the same day? yes no Used anal beads? Your ass or theirs...still gets you a point! yes no Given a lover a "Dutch Oven"? yes no Used nipple clamps during sex? Worn them or fastened them on counts...if all you did was watch her put them on...you're a wimp... yes no Used your feet to stroke a lovers genitals? yes...hasn't everybody? No Tasted your own cum? (On the LIPS of your lover does NOT count) Yes no Watched porn with your lover and copied their actions and positions? yes no Done a shot of liquor or smoked a cigarette while receiving oral sex? yes no Worn your lover’s underwear to work or school? yes no Shaved a partner’s pubic hair for them? yens Sniffed your lover’s underwear while masturbating? yes no Appeared in a porn movie or on an adult website? yes no Engaged in titty fucking? Why yes...yes I have...no Took a water break while giving oral sex? yes no Given or received a pearl necklace? yes no Participated in a Golden Shower? yens "Sharted" while having an orgasm? well yeah...it does happen ya know no Discovered blood on your sheets after rough sex? yes no Used a vacuum as a tool for masturbating? yes no Been to a swinger’s party AND participated? yes no Woke up next to someone whose name you couldn't remember? yes...sooo embarrassing! no Had sex with someone who had pierced genitals? (Nipple don't count here guys) yep nope Had sex with someone who left you a fake phone number when you left? yes no |
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| Author: | R.C [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to transition to a sexual vibe for dummies. |
This is by far the most entertaining thread I've read around here. Also apparently answered yes to an alarmingly high number of questions. Which is.. either good or bad. Can't really tell yet. |
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| Author: | Mr. Assertive [ Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to transition to a sexual vibe for dummies. |
Hahaha, guys are pussies. |
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| Author: | JackZero [ Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to transition to a sexual vibe for dummies. |
Reminds me of the Rice Purity test. |
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