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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:14 am 
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Next time a woman complains about herself or
tries to get attention

just make it FAR worse
than she ever thought it could be.

If she says, "My hair makes me look soooo
ugly", just reply, "You know, I wasn't going to
say anything, but... ...".

Remember, COCKY & FUNNY. It's the combination.

If you really want to be bold, just say, "So
what am I going to get paid for babysitting
tonight?"


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This stuff is great. RESPECT!


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Jay you must have been sitting at a desk for days thinking this stuff up (or even longer throwing stuff against a wall in the field). Very nice lines all.

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Good Stuff Man...

I'm making this a Sticky.

You earned it because of your hard work ! :wink:

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great stuff!


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What to say at the hook point:

"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You
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You should edit them all into the first post for easy access.


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What to say when she asks what you do for a living:

"So what do you do?" - Her

A. "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!" -You

B. "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?"-You

C. "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."-You

These gets a lot of positive reactions because they can't tell whether or not you're joking.
Another side note: I've noticed that skydiving is a good conversational piece. People always have a strong opinion on it.
A few I have used:

all must be said in a playful way w/ a smile

"Im a pizza delivery man delivery man"... wait a second, she will probably give you a confused look... "I deliver pizza delivery men to pizza places."

"Im a freelance parallel parker.. (insert city here) gives me a uniform and I stand around and paralell park peoples cars... I get pretty good tips too!" (note: I had a girl believe this the other night, when she introduced me to her friends she said you wont believe where he works).

addition to number 2: the other day I crashed bently, but it doesnt matter cause the guy didnt notice. Although I guess they could sue the city for it, oh well, I dont pay taxes in (insert city here).


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Another canned answer I do, works only if the conversation is playful:

If she asks what your name is:

you - "sorry.... I dont give out my name on the first conversation" (smile)

Some followup's to this:

1) you- "sorry, its my policy. It gets me weird looks at times, like when i am sitting in class on the first day and the teacher asks what my name is... but hey... a policy is a policy!"

2) Then later if I leave her with some comment like "Im going to look for somebody fun to talk to" (neg.. like if I am at a bar or something and can approach her again) and she gives me a hard time, I say something like "what... why should I stand here and talk to a girl who doesn't even bother to know my name?"

Ive used this one twice and one time the girl came up to me later and said "can I get your name now".... it really sets a frame where you are in control. Of course, the other time I didnt see the girl again. Both times didn't close =(... but hey... I'm new and improving!


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What to say to take her home:

(Note: Say this when after the kiss close, and after the hook point...I will admit that it is a bit forward)

"I'm having a lot of fun. I think we should get lunch tomorrow." - You
"Yea, absolutely." - Her
"Well, what time do you think we'll wake up?" (smile) - You

(This is great because it makes the implication without blatantly stating your intentions. Even if she doesn't want to go home with you, it still gives you an out. For example, if she denies, you could respond with, "I meant what time am I picking you up?...Haha, you thought I was that easy?")


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I appreciate all the positive feedback guys. I will keep posting new routines as much as I can, but they may come a bit slow...law school is demanding!


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And now for the tease routine:

"Hey, I got something for ya. Remind me to give it to you later." - You (plant the seed)
"Sure."- Her

Time passes.

"Hey, so where's my present?" - Her
"Okay, close your eyes and open your hand." - You

After she complies, hold her by the hand and kiss her.

"But that was only for you, so don't go around telling everybody I'm SPAM free shit!" - You
No, I wouldn't say free 'shit'. You say free stuff, but even much better is to say 'so don't go around telling everybody I'm SPAM free kisses!'


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Ive used one similar to one that you just posted about gettin her home

Clutch: You know, I have taken chef classes in (Uni/Thailan/Wherever)
HB: Really?
Clutch: Yeah I make a killer (breakfast/omalet/french toast)

haha used it twice, wham, bam....thank you ma'am


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have used this one twice sucessfully to meet up with girls from my outer friend group

(whilst its just us talking together)

her: are we all meeting up tommorrow then?
me: nope dont think anyone else can make it, unless you want to do something together?


Very simple and subtle way of asking her out, but its worked each time, ended in kiss closes at the end of the day. I used it again last night in a text and am meeting up with an HB7.5 later today :D


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daaaamn jay wa ur shits hot


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