The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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Some of these are really funny. Ill try them out.

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What to say to build rapport:

"Did you know that the best compliment you can give to a woman is to simply repeat her name?" -You
"Really?" -Her
"Yeah...For instance, what's your sister's name?" -You
"Kelly." -Her
"So the next time you get off the phone with Kelly, tell her, 'I love you Kelly,' or 'Great talking to you Kelly.' Then notice the difference...And you can even test her by seeing if she says your name at the end of your next conversation." -You

*For bonus points, repeat her name as you say goodbye.*


"People care about their own name more than every other name in the world combined." - Dale Carnegie


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very good stuff! keep it up


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This stuff is brilliant :P


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Respect! I like your style.


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Luv da lines n only wish ihad found them a day earlier as couple of these wuda reali helped last nit lol
Il b more dan happy 2 get bak 2 u all wen i field test these over the weekend


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Luv da lines n only wish ihad found them a day earlier as couple of these wuda reali helped last nit lol
Il b more dan happy 2 get bak 2 u all wen i field test these over the weekend
Do you also talk to girls like this?


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How do you mean?
Im more than happy to take criticism if it improves my game?


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What to say to the bartender: (post hook-point)

"You know, there is a paradox in becoming a bartender." - You
"Oh really. And what is that?" - Her
"You meet so many people, but you don't really meet anybody at all." - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, you can talk to a lot of people, but you can't ever get to know them; you are on that side and they are always on the other. Even if you liked the person, it would never work because you would always look at him as the guy from the bar." - You

*Most bartenders will agree with you, but they will also try to counter that notion. So you can follow it up with something like...

"Don't get me wrong here, I think you're a cool person, but I wouldn't even bother asking for your number." - You


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jay this stuff is gold dust... pure genius


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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
nice troubleshooting. the last one is hil-ar-ious!

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Another line for Kasey (kiss-close):

"I bet you I could kiss you before you could kiss me." - You
"No you can't!" - Her


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Another line for Kasey (kiss-close):

"I bet you I could kiss you before you could kiss me." - You
"No you can't!" - Her
Soooo clever!! I'm going to field test this one!


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Wow, you have some great lines here. Keep them coming, mate.


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great post


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