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What to say as a disqualifier:

(Note: Only use this when you cross the hook point.)

"Admit it, you like me!"- Her
"Yeah I like you...but I'm not IN like with you." - You


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My co-worker said this to me today. She said she made it up on the spot...I thought it was funny.

What to say when you run out of other things to say:

"Hey, do you wear glasses?"- You
"No."- Her
"Oh, that sucks, I guess you can't see how good looking I am."- You


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What to text your girlfriend when she is having a bad day:

"You're silly, you're kind of weird, and you're a bit too cute at times...but I like you anyway :)"- You


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hah i like that last one


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good routine


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nice nice.


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Jay these are all top notch! I will try using some of these tonight! Thanks!


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How to set a time-constraint on your phone call

For example, if the time is 8:00, you say:

"Hey, I got to let you go at 8:12"- You
"Why 8:12?"- Her
"Well, I got SO much shit to do at 8:13"- You

It's pretty funny :)


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Jay wa good advice bro. Keep it up.


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Alot of good stuff.

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Do u have the heart of a lion or the heart of a lamb?


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Jay Wa, major respect. Keep 'em coming.


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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
her: "i have a boyfriend"
you: "no way, me too!" said with a smile of course


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How was the reactions on the field with the surprise kisses?


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How was the reactions on the field with the surprise kisses?
so I field tested this one in the club (1 time only) and it worked perfect!

jaywa I like your style~! :twisted:


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What to say when she asks what you do for a living:

"So what do you do?" - Her

A. "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!" -You

B. "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?"-You

C. "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."-You

These gets a lot of positive reactions because they can't tell whether or not you're joking.
Another side note: I've noticed that skydiving is a good conversational piece. People always have a strong opinion on it.


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