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those are all solid.
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What to say at the kiss close:

Preface: Sometimes it takes a greater dedication to take it to the next level. My only advice is to keep advancing, keep moving forward. But also read her body language as well. Timing is the most important element and Kasey should be performed only after kino-escalation.

My friends and I refer to a kiss-close as "Kasey" (i.e. Kiss Close = KC= Kasey). So if you're wing is pushing you to kiss close, he would say something like, "Hey, did you see Kasey over there?" Ya get it?


And now for the tease routine:

"Hey, I got something for ya. Remind me to give it to you later." - You (plant the seed)
"Sure."- Her

Time passes.

"Hey, so where's my present?" - Her
"Okay, close your eyes and open your hand." - You

After she complies, hold her by the hand and kiss her.

"But that was only for you, so don't go around telling everybody I'm SPAM free shit!" - You


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these are awesome!!


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i have 2 routines that havnet been mentioned here before.
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i tell her that im going to ask her 2 questions and she must answer ASAP.

me: what is the color of the fridge?
she: white
me: what does a cow drinks?
she: milk

3 seconds pause

she: ups, water (laughts)
Very clever LOL.


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What to write on her wall (i.e. Facebook/Myspace):

(Insert name here), your priorities suck! But I think you will be okay if you follow the steps I provided below:
Step 1: Build up the courage to actually call me
Step 2: Get in your car and start driving
Step 3: Turn up the music and sing/dance/etc.
Step 4: I'll take care of the rest... :)

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It takes some compliance, so make sure you have good rapport before using it.


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I posted this on another thread, but I thought I would move it over here also.

What to say at the Kasey (kiss close):

"What is the first thing you would say after you kissed me?" - You
"Um, I don't know." - Her
"Well, let's find out." - You


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Whoa man, great material. Really impressive. I am going to use some of that for sure


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I posted this on another thread, but I thought I would move it over here also.

What to say at the Kasey (kiss close):

"What is the first thing you would say after you kissed me?" - You
"Um, I don't know." - Her
"Well, let's find out." - You
Awesome! Haha :D


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What to say at the approach:

"Hey, let me ask you a question. if a girl gets breast implants, does that make her a slut?" - You

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A.
"No." - Her
"But what if she wants them only to get attention from guys?"-You

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B.
"Yes." - Her
"But what if she wants them because it makes her feel more confident."

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The idea is to go against whatever she says...Field tested, mother approved!


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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
Your not suppose to ask for your name in a1-2 that is so CHUD dude.


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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
Your not suppose to ask for your name in a1-2 that is so CHUD dude.
The "introduction" can be almost anywhere in the time frame. Its not limited to the beginning. I've told girls my name at the very end and it was pretty funny.

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My ex-girlfriend/one-itis told me this yesterday when i was talking to her on the phone...I told her that it was some pretty funny shit. The delivery will be much better if its from a female to male. So this one is for the few ladies on the forum...

What to say when HE gives you a shit-test.

"(Insert shit-test here)"- Him
"Admit it...you like me!"- You
"No I don't." - Him
"You're like a kid in third grade. When you try to make fun of me, it just means you like me. I bet if we were little, you would throw rocks at me. And that just means that you LOVE me."- You

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It was so good that I couldn't come up with any response. I just kept laughing with her.


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alot of these truly have helped me out today.
JAY i must say these by my standards are noe
Field Tested Approved
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