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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:49 pm ] |
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What to say in comfort stage: "Wow, we used to be SO close. (cross your fingers) It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart (uncross your fingers, like your holding up a 'peace' sign). Now I guess you just wanna hold hands." Short, sweet, and works like a charm. |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:51 pm ] |
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What to say when she starts acting up: "Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You "Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her "Well, that's probably for the best!" - You |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:55 pm ] |
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What to say at the introduction: "So what's your name?" - You "Jessica." - Her 'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You |
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| Author: | kaala [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:37 pm ] |
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i have 2 routines that havnet been mentioned here before. . i tell her that im going to ask her 2 questions and she must answer ASAP. me: what is the color of the fridge? she: white me: what does a cow drinks? she: milk 3 seconds pause she: ups, water (laughts) another one me: think of a 2-digit number between 1 and 50. both numbers are odd and cant be the same me: is it 37? its usually 37, but you can never be sure about it:) |
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| Author: | God [ Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:17 pm ] |
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Quote: Some more shit like this if she starts acting up.
That one is good I'll remember that.
"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You "Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her "Well, that's probably for the best!" - Me |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:32 pm ] |
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What to say when she calls you out on something: "Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute." |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:36 pm ] |
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What to say if your in a big college town (works better if she is wearing her college gear): "Holy shit! You go to UGA?" -You "Yeah." -Her "What a coincidence, so do I!!!" -You The trick is to act really enthusiastic about it, like it's uncommon. I have never met a girl that didn't find it funny! |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:39 pm ] |
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What to say when she calls: "Hey, how are you?" - Her "I'm good, how are you?" - You "Good." - Her "Wait, your good? (pause) I bet I could make you SO bad!" - You Delivery is very important for this one. |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Thu May 01, 2008 3:46 pm ] |
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What to say when she is nervous: "Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You "Um...sure." - Her "Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Sat May 10, 2008 5:09 pm ] |
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What to say at the hook point: "Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You "I totally know what you mean!" - Her "Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You |
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| Author: | Okiokdan [ Sat May 10, 2008 6:21 pm ] |
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Quote: What to say at the hook point:
Awesome! More please "Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You "I totally know what you mean!" - Her "Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You 
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| Author: | MattJacks [ Mon May 12, 2008 1:05 pm ] |
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Quote: What to say when she is nervous:
maybe as an opener aswell. if u can cold read some shy girl
"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You "Um...sure." - Her "Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Wed May 14, 2008 2:41 pm ] |
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What to say when she tries to bring you down: "Why are you so happy?" - Her "I don't know, but it's a lot of fun. You should try it out some time!"- You |
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| Author: | Jay Wa [ Wed May 14, 2008 2:52 pm ] |
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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend: "I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way) "I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal. "I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way) "Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you. "I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way) "Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You Use this last one only if you really have to. |
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| Author: | JackOfNoTrades [ Wed May 14, 2008 4:04 pm ] |
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Some great stuff there mate. Keep it up! Also for the record, yoink! |
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