PUA Forum :: Age Test

Well dude when i go to the club there so kind to me they put huge permanent black marker X's on my hands since im under age at a prime 19. My point bein tho im always asked about my age are made fun of for my age. Never had a come back but last weekend my bro Ka came up wit a great response that is money. It goes like so and i leave out the X's since you wont hav them on ur hands

HB: So how old are you?
You: Im 37

HB: Haha, no really how old are you?
You: Alright fine im 20 (you could maybe give one more go at playin wit your age)
HB: O wow i thought you where 23...
You: Really, "so are you one of those people that judge people with a number"?

I used this like 3-4 times in a night each time it totally threw that question out the window for the most part. Each time the HB got all defensive and the convo went on.

Author:	Ruckus1987 [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:47 am ]
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Last weekend, I number closed some 23 year old, and we are going to go out for drinks and play some pool this week. I am only 20 and she doesn't know how old I am. So inevitably she is going to ask my age. In general it seems that girls like older guys for the most part, so what do you think would be a good answer when this question eventually pops up? I was thinking of going somwhere along the lines of saying I'm 42 or something ridiculous, and joke about how I know she is just a gold digger, but she should know she's just going to be my sex toy. Anyways, any ideas/ input would be great.

Author:	joebazooka [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:57 am ]
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Well dude when i go to the club there so kind to me they put huge permanent black marker X's on my hands since im under age at a prime 19. My point bein tho im always asked about my age are made fun of for my age. Never had a come back but last weekend my bro Ka came up wit a great response that is money. It goes like so and i leave out the X's since you wont hav them on ur hands HB: So how old are you? You: Im 37 HB: Haha, no really how old are you? You: Alright fine im 20 (you could maybe give one more go at playin wit your age) HB: O wow i thought you where 23... You: Really, "so are you one of those people that judge people with a number"? I used this like 3-4 times in a night each time it totally threw that question out the window for the most part. Each time the HB got all defensive and the convo went on.

Author:	Ka [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:24 am ]
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YOU: "O, your one of those people who judge maturity based on age?" or anything close like JB posted, i was surprised at how well it works. He got to use it alot.

Author:	oasis123 [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:29 am ]
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When you say your real age and you get an "oh" reaction or look from her say... yeah I'm probably too young for you/ I mean I snuck out the house which is gonna get me grounded all thanks to you and any second now I'm gonna have to call my dady to pick me up 'cos I'm not allowed to take the train by myself! Just take the piss out of the situation.

Author:	Ezo [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:44 pm ]
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Or you could just tell her your age... If she likes you now I dont think she will stop just because you are 3 years younger than her...

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Author:	Trey Burnside [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:53 pm ]
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Quote: YOU: "O, your one of those people who judge maturity based on age?" or anything close like JB posted, i was surprised at how well it works. He got to use it alot. Gonna have to remember this one. Good thread guys!

Author:	Fin [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:12 pm ]
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Yeah the set standard responces like "so you base maturity on age" works incredibly well, (I at first couldn't really see it working). Being only 17 I come up against this alot, most of the time I can glide through just by acting like it isn't a big deal, as soon as she asks my age I answer honestly and start a new thread. It's easily forgotten as long as she's having a good time.

Author:	Weasley [ Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:37 pm ]
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Quote: Well dude when i go to the club there so kind to me they put huge permanent black marker X's on my hands since im under age at a prime 19. My point bein tho im always asked about my age are made fun of for my age. Never had a come back but last weekend my bro Ka came up wit a great response that is money. It goes like so and i leave out the X's since you wont hav them on ur hands HB: So how old are you? You: Im 37 HB: Haha, no really how old are you? You: Alright fine im 20 (you could maybe give one more go at playin wit your age) HB: O wow i thought you where 23... You: Really, "so are you one of those people that judge people with a number"? I used this like 3-4 times in a night each time it totally threw that question out the window for the most part. Each time the HB got all defensive and the convo went on. I think you could even make a routine out of the x on your hand. Say something like, "I'm giving up drinking until Johnny Depp becomes a scientoligist" or something ridiculous like that.

Author:	V1V [ Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:42 pm ]
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.I like the 42 idea. very playful. besides it is concealment. she will feel compelled to find out more about you. i am going to tell you something. i am 16 years old. i recently FC a hb10 in russia. she was 24. her social programming told her that i am too young. the only option i had was to use her subconscious against her. subconsciously she doesnt give a fuck wether you are 20 or 50. all she needs to know is that you are going to around long enough to protect her and her children. why would she go out with you when there is a tougher guy with tougher friends who are more mature than yourself? dude when our species first started you would be lucky to reach 30 years old. this is programmed in her mind. so, how do you deal with it. the dhv category leader of men appeals to her because the friends that you command will protect her if she is in your life. DHV TRIBAL LEADER TO THE FUCKING MAX. let her know that you have a whole range of ages in your friends group (subconsciously to her your tribe). from young to old they will be around to protect her. of course do not say to protect her. man sounds weird as fuck haha. if she draws DHV from you like - so how has your day been? answer by telling a story of your day which involves the age range. V1V

Author:	Weasley [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:16 am ]
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I think my idea works well too because if you use the random statement "I'm not drinking until Johnny Depp becomes a scientologist" the girl will be thinking 2 things "Are you a Johnny Depp fan?" and "Are you a scientioligist?" both are much more interesting than age and can steer your conversation in a different direction.

Author:	BlakMagik [ Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:40 am ]
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u can try using it as false disqualification. im 17 and i was asked by a 23 yr old HB for my age to which i replied with the standard 'guess'. she responded with 12 as a joke to which i replied: "shit! howd u know? yeah im far too young for u, but dont worry u can put me on lay-by =]" that worked pretty well.. try it out. besides 20 and 23 isnt really much of a difference and she probably hasnt asked you yet because u seem mature enough anyway.

Author:	Luau [ Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:25 pm ]
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I heard this response a little while ago and I can't remember where it was from so I apologize. The responses that were mentioned where telling the girl...... if she is younger than you: Wow you should be hanging out with my brother/sister. if she is older than you: wow you should be hanging out with my grandparents.

Author:	albionfagin [ Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:33 pm ]
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I was chatting to a 32 year old HB 8 (I'm 23). She kept mentioning the age diffrence I totally ignored her at first. She became more persistent and now even started calling me baby. 'for a baby you do make me laugh' I was bored with her at this point and so planned to exit but before I went I put my arm around her waist pulled her closer and said 'the problem with standing too close to the cradle is....... you get snatched' (which is of course a reversal play on the saying 'cradle snatcher') then kissed her she kissed back I ended it and left. I had my eye on a hb9. The point is with most girls, age is a shit test and one they're dying for you to pass.

Author:	A Minor [ Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:29 am ]
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"I know, I'm younger. I'll give you a moment to get over your jealousy." That works for me. Then again, I'm 24 and I throw this at women in their 30's. Nevertheless, should work.

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Author:	Thedustin [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:52 am ]
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It depends on personality. I'm usually EXTREMELY C&F. sometimes I say I'm 12 and I only look like this because of all of the steroids in milk. One time a girl found out that I was 19 and she was 25. she said "WOW you're 19!?!?" I replied YUP! she then replied with "WOW I'm SOO much older than you." Well... with me being C&F and all I replied "Thats ok you'll die first." Its VERY important to be laughing and say this in a playful tone otherwise it will come off as a threat. usually she sees the humor and starts laughing. This one has never failed for me. needless to say the girl didnt flake out on me 3 days later either.