The website I am going to share with you, have tons of openers, loaded with C/F sexual innuendo. Text and graphics, that can be sent to your phone. Or copy the text and make it fit your target. (I have done both!). I do not like texting, but tough shit for me! Girls love it! I am 50 so I had to learn this shit from scratch, and have tuned up my text, to esculate quickly to a meet up, And sometimes directly to the bedroom
Here it is:http://www.someecards.com/flirting-card ... sent-today
I used it this morning when I remembered it was this HB8's Birthday!
Me: You get cake, I get a blowjob?
(from website) ShhhHer: Ha! you wish!
Me: I do wish, have a perfect day anyway doll face!
Her: Maybe I will stop by if my family doesn't hang out to late!
Me: (Phone silence)
I think every time you guys use this you should pay me $1.00!