I just read this on another site and HAD to post it. It was intended to DLV AMOGs' but I think I'm gonna pull it on one of the bartenders tonight while I'm sargin'. I haven't seen it posted anywhere and don't know how popular it is. This may be a health hazard if you decide to use it on AMOGs' so do it at your own risk.
(Props to "Danger" for the routine. I forgot what the site was.)
-----Drink Annihilation Routine-----
PUA: "Hey, I want to find out how YOU view life."
AMOG: "What do you mean?"
PUA: "Here, sit down!"
Motion to the nearest seat and grab his drink from his hand.
He sits.
PUA: "Now, put one thumb down on the table on the edge."
He does so, placing one thumb on the edge of table. Place the drink on his thumb while still holding the drink so it doesn't spill.
PUA: "Now, this is how YOU view life.... Can you see your thumb?"
AMOG: "Er... yeah, sure I can!"
PUA: "AWESOME! Now..."
Remove the drink.
PUA: "Put your OTHER thumb next to your first thumb."
He does so.
Place the drink so it BALANCES upon both thumbs and let go.
PUA: "Now... Can you STILL see your thumb?"
AMOG: "Yeah! Sure I can!"
PUA: "AWESOME!"
Walk away.
And the AMOG is left with the drink on his two thumbs so he can't remove it unless he bends down, grabs it by his teeth, and moves it away. Of course, it makes him look TOOLED.
I dunno, sounds like it could lead to violence if he's one of those hulk hogan types. If not, and he's quick, it's way too easy for him to pretend to be clumsy and accidentally spill the drink on you when he notices you tooling him. Then you'd wind up with a messy shirt or a suspicious wet spot on your pants, and an grinning AMOG patting you on the back.