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Tell me what day you'll be free next weel taylie, i want that we dress up to bring you on a date
How about capitalizing her name for starters? Or "i"? And then you go on about a fancy dress up date.
Jesus christ.
Next you say "my bad" which is just another way of apologizing to your majesty for no reason at all.
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her:
going home for the rest....
R.C. said you came off as un-calibrated. That was a nice way of saying "this exchange is clumsy as hell". I picture a man walking into a shop of fine antiques, only he's wasted and begins knocking into everything. He knocks into an expensive vase "my bad", he says. The nhe asks the shop owner how much an antique chair is twice.
then the owner kicks him out.
Take a sticky note and tape it to your phone. Write these two things on it:
"Keep your texts shorter or as long as hers"
"Text as if three hot blondes are naked in bed with you"
Your texting will begin to change from the clumsy-ass nonsense in your example, to this:
You: Hi taylee, what's up?
Her: Just doing my homerk!
You: Cool. Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
Her: I can't, I'm going home for the rest!
You: Alright, I'll hit you up when you get back. Have fun.
DONE. WAIT.
You must outwait women. If you can, it's an aphrodisiac to them.