I know this girl (HB8, ass is a 10: so it is imperative that I nail her). I wrote her a song a few weeks ago about how good she is in bed and how good her ass is, which was pretty AFC, but put me on her radar. We were pretty much acquaintances before this, but now we've hung out once or twice. I decided to give her a call today so that I could practice running game and she said I could come over. So we were hanging out and I was just shooting the shit with her trying to incorporate some C/F. Early on, I turned the convo to sex and we talked about our high school days and some funny stories about how we would get caught by her parents and how I found out that my high school gf was bi on our first date. So I got her laughing and decided we should go hang out with her room mates. So I went in and was joking around with her one roomy (HB8 with huge tits) and the other one (HB7).
After just joking around with them about random stuff I decided to risk a routine I thought up because I've always wanted to nail a squirter.
I call it my "Everyone Squirts" Routine:
Me: Hey girls, I was reading something really interesting
Girls: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah apparently any girl can ejaculate... like you know, squirt when they cum!
Girls: Hahahaha no way!
Me: Hell yeah! I know isn't that insane!? (Go over to the computer) Thats it I have to show you guys, it's ridiculous!
Girls: Oh my God Fra Diavlo you're crazy
I pull up a youporn and search "squirting" and choose my favorite video of this girl named Cytheria going nuts and spraying everyone when she cums. The girls are all laughing hysterically at this point, but the energy of the room gets a little strange because I guess it was turning them on or something. So now I break the silence:
Me: Yeah, apparently if a guy can stimulate the G-spot and clit enough, THAT happens!
HB8 (with the ass): Oh my God Fra Diavlo do you want to make me squirt?
At this point i didn't know if it was a shit test, and it caught me crazy off guard, so i just did damage control and said something that wouldn't make me look like a pansy and just took attention away from the comment so that the other girls wouldn't contribute to the awkwardness.
*It should also be noted that when we first went into the room HB8(ass) made a comment on us sleeping together if we were roommates next year (because I heard that they had an empty space so I asked to join in their apartment).
From here we went back into her room and I said I had to go and she did too because she had a class. So she came to give me a hug and I tried something I tested out on another girl earlier that day. Its what I like to call the "Dizzy Hug" because you lift them up and spin around and say "Im going to make us dizzy!" It's good because it shows dominance and makes takes them off guard and shows them you're fun. So she was laughing and almost fell in her trash can. So then I left and maybe said one more thing about squirting.
Here my friends lies the problem. I've used a little kino but I haven't built it even to a kiss close, but I think this has all the makings of an F-close. Someone please help me knock this out of the park.
~Fra Diavlo
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