Hey guys, new here...hope this is the right place to post this....anyway...on to the goods.
So I met this girl at a local club...played my cards right...passed the shit tests and all that good stuff and she asked if I wanted to chill sometime. Told her I was pretty busy this weekend and we'd have to set someone up later...#closed and ran into her a few more times that night. (It was my best friends B-day...had my priorities straight for once and pretty much committed the night to him...no homo of course lol...showed scarcity on accident though haha)
I texted her the next day, Saturday:
Me: Hey, was cool meeting you last night, Gal's Name...hope your not still sitting all alone lol
Her: lol you too (:
Me: Haha that backwards smile is weird, ur totally right (:
Her: HaHa I told you!
Me: Right...btw my friend Clara and I were arguing over who lies more, men or women lol...we need an outside opinion.
Her: Men
Me: See now you all are just gangin up on me
Her: Ha it's because we delt with guys our whole life. Girls lie to their parents guys lie to everyone so they don't get caught.
Me: I must not be a guy then, a man though for sure, cause I've known for a while lyin is the easiest way to loose friends and constantly lying is the easiest way to get caught!
Her: You just learned from the best
Me: Yeah my brain and all the shady ladies I've met (Ha that rhymed)
Her: lol not all ladies are shady
Me: Prove it
Her: How
Me: idk be creative, I thought u were a badass ( insert disappoint face here )
Her: Ha Ha
Me: Ok honest time...to prove neither of us are liars (: most embarrassing moment?
Her: story about runnin from the cops and face plantin
Me: omg that is awful...what are you doin runnin from the cops
Her: well first I hate cops...and we were at a keg party
Me: haha epic...but the hate...I'm right there with you...u ready for my embarrassing story?
Her: Yes
Me: ok so my grandpa got remarried a few years back, and my family went to visit him and his new wife on their lake house, as well as meet the rest of our new relatives. Well I met the neighbor girl and on the first night, before anyone but us showed up, she invited me far fishing. Long story short we ended up skinny dippin...next thing I know I wake up on the beach to people talking. I look up and all my new relatives are eating at a picnic table no more than 10 feet away...my mom looks at me and smiles, laughs, and throws me a towel...the worst part though was the sun burn on my ass Lol.
Her: haha I laughed so hard right then...I've never had a sun burn.
Me: No way...even as much as u go to the lake?
Her: Nvr I tan easy
Me: So no fake bake for you?
Her: No
Me: good, cause I can't deal with leathery lookin chicks lol
Her: Well that's not me lol
Me: lol Maybe we can chill after all
Her: Ha yes
Me: U gotta pass one more test though
Her: What?
Me: Have you seen at least one Star Wars movie?
Her: I've seen all the Star Wars movies...way better than Star Trek
Me: My sister may hate you...but you may have just win me over lol
Her: Ha Lol
Me: so now that we've established that you are ok for me to hang out with, when are you trying to chill?
Her: Idk??...when are you thinking..
Me: nope..I asked you first lol
Her: umm..I don't know when I'm free yet
Me: oh no lol another fail
Her: I'm free Monday and Wednesday
Me: legit, well I'm steelin you Monday then.
Her: Okay
Me: I get outta class at 3... I'll hit ya up then.
Her: All right cool
MONDAY
Me: Guntentag Frauline, we still on for tonight?
Her: I'm sorry I can't something came up
Me: u seem honest, did something really come up or do you just not wanna chill with me?
Her: No, my cousin and her fiancé just broke up so I'm gonna spend some time with her.
Me: Aww that is hella sad, send my condolences little lady...the wedding day wasn't close was it!
Her: No it was a year from now...but she might be prego...
Me: what!!? No way.
Her: yeah crazy shit.
Me: Well my thoughts are with her, I'll let ya be and see ya when I see ya...till then try and smile huh (:
Legit flake if you ask me....but here's my sticking point....what do I do now...reinitiate tonight or tmorrow and ask how her cousin is or leave it alone till Wednesday, when I know she is free, and just call her then....or just leave it alone till Friday when we are both goin to the same club anyway? Thoughts...advice....tips on where I slipped up....all are helpful.
Thanks my dudes.