Been texting this woman for 3 days, she is confusing me, maybe I could get some insight? Please, tear my game apart, I need criticism.
Background on me (first post ever): I'm 24, work in a lab, I'm a nerd except, I'm good looking, training to fight, skinny/ripped and tan, I'm going for 9's and 10's with good personality and my looks can only carry me so far. I was introduced to PUA by my best friend and now i realize i was just settling for 6 and 7's and I wish i had come across all this sooner.
Background on this situation: Met at bar, talked her up, she followed me over to hang out with my friends, didn't kiss close although I feel like I could have...
Me: I enjoyed our conversation tonight, you surprised me
Her: surprised you? how so? I'm assuming this is ____?
Me: I thought u would be an airhead, [my friend] disagreed so I came and talked to you...
Her: haha what is it about me that made you think I'd be an airhead? Glad you were wrong :p
Me: yes
Me: Whats ur last name, Ill add you on facebook
Her: ______. Yay FB friends! hah
Me: haha! Oh no, ur gonna start stalking me now aren't u
!!Her: Well duh. isnt that what airheads do?
Me: As long as the shrines u build me are cute and u leav little presents I'll b ok with it haha
Her: Jeez youre a demanding person to stalk. I was actually thinking about making a voodoo doll. So if you start doing really weird stuff within the next few days... dont worry about it. My intentions are pure
Me: Ur wierd. haha
its kinda cute.Her: I'm glad you like my stalking efforts. What's your last name? and do you ever come to [city]
Me: I facebooked u silly... My old roommate wants to take me to [city] for my bday in a couple weeks.
Me: And well b passing thru in march when we skydive again
Her: How old will you be turning? holla when youre here. We'll celebrate! Skydiving must be pretty badass!
Me: U must have just been looking at my lips or tush all last night cause I told u these things haha!
Her: Guilty. Cut me some slack
I was under the infludence haha! So are you going to tell Her: Didn't get your friend request btw
Me: _____ look me up...
Me: What bands did u say last night, I want to look them up when I get back from {different city} tonight
Her: I have no idea to be quite honest with you. Remind me, whAt genre were we talking about?
Me: Indi/euro rock
Her: I listen to a whole lotta everything. So I have no effing clue what bands I mentioned. Saweee. Enjoy your night!
Me: 24 and skydiving is badass...
Her: Thanks for answering the question 10 days later :p
Me: ...better than 11
Her: Touche salesman
Me: Haha, what?!
Me: What mischief are u gettin into today?
Her: Do you ever watch family guy? Because peter says that to a salesman hA anyway, today's going to be an exciting day. I have some thumb twiddling to do, followed by some wall starring hahha it's lazy sunday so not too much today except a little hw. You?
Me: Goin to the bodies exhibit in ____ at 330, it's the last day its open, if ur hmwk isn't too high priority u should come.
Her: Thanks for the last minute invite. I won't make it in time. And since when is hw not high priority haha what is a bodies exhibit?
Me: Well b there a couple hrs and then hang out in ____downtown if ur ok w bein late... If its due in a week haha, r u a geek or a procrastinator?
Her: What is a bodies xhibit? I'm no geek, and am working on the procrastination part. How's about youzzzz? Unfortunately, my hw is super high priority because I've been putting it off for a while
Me: Dissected bodies... I'm secretly a nerd
but I like to get down...Her: Undercover nerd! Sneaky sneaky! The exhibit sounds very interesting. Next time I'm going to need a heads up on cool stuff like that. Enjoy the exhibit!
Me: Give me some bands to check out, I'm at a cd shop right now.
Her: Deftones. They are my fav. rock band ever. Mimosa is more dubstep. Basement jaxx. Kavinsky. Thom yorke. Zero 7. Big boi. Pantyraid. The pixies. after the burial. Little dragon.
BAM! Let me know how it goesWhat is that a picture of? How was the bodies exhibit?
{Sent her a picture of a volumetric flask filled with a glowing liquid} no text,
Her: That's gonna be your contact picture hahah :p
Me: Lol, y cause it's shaped like a penis? Send me a tit shaped picture and thatll b urs
{she sends hand drawings or saggy boobs and turns it into face}
Her: :PSaggy uneven boobOr someone with really big eyes
But seriously, what was that a picture of0
Me: {blah blah blah}, can't tell u actually
but it was a test I ran today that was pretty coolMe: Is that u outside creepin while I'm in the shower?!
Her: No, but that red flashing light is the camcorder that I've installed in the shower. Long distance creeping
Me: Ok, I thought that's what it was, which is why I wore a duck mask the whole time...
Her: How did you know that I have a weird duck obsession?
Me: Haha! I wouldn't want to b ur friend if u didn't have a weird fetish.. It makes ever encounter more fun
Her: Yea I usually have a daffy duck costume on
do you have any weird obsessions? Like butterflies or Teddy bears? HahahMe: Haha, would u like serious answer or "you name it I've got a fetish for it!!!
"Her: I'm not talking about a sexual fetish, just an obsession. So respond appropriately :p
Me: Well we know where ur mind is now
I was gonna say double entandre jokes...Her: Look at you, using big words and what not. Don't choke on one :p do you ever watch it's always sunny in Philadelphia
Me: One of my fav shows ever... Haha, I haven't heard u say anything impressively smart
Her: Oh, are we trying to impress one another now? Well you should be impressed at how quietly I snuck into your home to install that camera...while you were sleeping last night
Her: Wow if I were you, I would stop talkig to anyone who says shit like that. I sound creepy as shit
Me: Yea u do! Haha, it's ok, I could kick ur ass pretty hard...
Her: Yea, that makes me think. Why would I stock someone who can destroy me? I think it's time to throw in the towel and put down the night vision binoculars.
Me: Haha, I was having fun, but it's cool. I'm sure I'll save another cute girl from a lame date that isn't actually happening in the future
Her: get with the sarcasm :p And I wasn't on a date, punk.
Me: Haha, well u forgot to leave a glass slipper for me...
Her: Yea those things broke as soon as I stepped outside
whoever thought of glass slippers didn't think it through all the way. Haha I'm going to bed. NightMe: We r actually planning on goin to [city], damn, that was some crazy coincidence we met when we did!
Her: I know. When are you coming here? For your bday?
Me: This weekend, fri and sat
Her: For ur bday?
Me: Yea, but we r goin early bc we all work during the week.
Her: Where are you going to be stayig
Me: Either a hotel or with some friends of friends
Me: Maybe both, u sure can't seem to wait to stare at my butt again can u!? Haha
Her: That's exactly what it is. Do you know what bars/clubs you'll be going to
Me: The sarcasm means its not my butt, what the hell were u staring at? That's my money maker
Her: That was not sarcasm. But tthat statement was :p what places are you gonna be going to {this girl is pretty witty and quick}
Me: I'll give u a call when I get finished up at the gym...
Her: Word
GOD, that was alot to copy and paste from phone to email etc. I hope you enjoyed reading it... I've got a little natural game but not alot.