So I am on a dating website and use it to hook up with girls and have sex with them. You can kind of get the gist with who is up for it.. etc..
So I was contacted by some girl on there who is Korean and from New Zealand. She said we should hook up so I said 'ok tomorrow at 7.30' which was tonight. She replied 'great. I like the fact that you are straight up'. i took this for a clue that she was game..
Met her tonight at a pub. She smiled when I first walked in but as we sat there talking she seemed 'uninterested'. Didn't really know what to do..
just couldnt help it but first thing I end up asking was what does she do for a living.. then where does she live ( yawn
) her personality was quite cold and fairly direct and a bit flat.. wasnt easy to open her up and she had quite a cynical personality that was like ' i get drunk with my friends etc'..
No hobbies ... didnt do sports.. I thought at one point to tell her to fuck off and die.. but the fuck was more important..
She wasnt drinking as she was getting over a hangover.. just had a soft drink. I was drinking water.
I ran the rings routine.. which went OK, but she still seemed quite uninterested.
Tried a DHV story which wasnt very good.. I just dont know a good DHV story (someone please help if you can) and that was it..
She didnt want a second drink and then at 9.30 on asking said she needed to go home.. she said maybe ill speak to you again sometime.. and I was like 'no, not if you are going now.. and you havent been much fun'
She was like 'you are too outgoing for me'. (im not Coco-the fucking-clown so I dont know what she is on about).
I was feeling a bit pissed off and obviously I had nothing to lose so I said to her 'what do you like?.. do you enjoy sex'? .. funnily enough.. as risqué as it sounded.. its the first time she looked animated.. she said she does and this, that and the other.. so I decided it was time for shock and awe and said she should come home with me and have sex. She said she wouldnt as she didnt fancy me. I said 'thats ok, I dont fancy you either, I just thought I fancied a fuck'.. that didnt work people.. it didnt work
So a minute or two later we left, although the heat of the sex conversation was the best bit of the otherwise shitos evening.