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I'm looking for an unussually bad opener that is extremely likely to get me rejected. Why you may be asking? So I can get over my AA once and for all. And the best way to do that is to actually get rejected. If I can open with a line that has a 100% rejection rating and still be willing to do it again then I will be willing to open with any line anywhere so goodbye to AA. The more stupid silly it is the better. Embarrassing is totally okay and wanted. Make me blush every time I say this. Anyone have any ideas? or tried something that just never worked. Tell me. I want to get over my AA soon so please answer by this weekend. Remember bad openers are good in this case. Low success rates are neccasary. Make sure I am blown out of set every time. Get creative.

Author:	tippicanoe [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:38 pm ]
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I'm looking for an unussually bad opener that is extremely likely to get me rejected. Why you may be asking? So I can get over my AA once and for all. And the best way to do that is to actually get rejected. If I can open with a line that has a 100% rejection rating and still be willing to do it again then I will be willing to open with any line anywhere so goodbye to AA. The more stupid silly it is the better. Embarrassing is totally okay and wanted. Make me blush every time I say this. Anyone have any ideas? or tried something that just never worked. Tell me. I want to get over my AA soon so please answer by this weekend. Remember bad openers are good in this case. Low success rates are neccasary. Make sure I am blown out of set every time. Get creative.

Author:	Nightwing69 [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:46 pm ]
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Girl, that shirt makes you fat, and I don't mean P-H-A-T.

Author:	theyerb [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:38 am ]
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I like your attitude. I live in SLO and have a few wings. We're all newbs, but we go out a few times a week. If you want to join, shoot me a PM! A good wing is a valuable tool

Author:	P-Style [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:32 pm ]
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I'll give you something the other way round. When done properly you won't even get rejected. It's an opener I use when I'm in a crazy mood. When it's time to go wild and see where it ends. Here it goes: Enter a set (number of women don't matter) and make sure you're noticed. Now comes the hard part. What you do is just say 'Hi' and then you remain silent two or three seconds, acting uncertain of what to do. Then you say: 'sorry I'll be back in thirty seconds or so and with a good opener.' And you walk away. Again, when you walk away you may look incertain. It increases the charm. A couple of seconds later you return. One minute, plus or less, it does not matter. Now it's make or kill. Go in, again, and then it's time to make your move. Instead of acting nervous, be totally cool and playful. Again, remain silent for two or three seconds and followed by 'nope, still haven't got one. (short pause) Hi I'm ... how's it going?' If it doesn't crack em up, they will be so surprised the bitch shield will be gone. And as you wanted to know how it feels to have nothing to say: you will. They will be giving you some serious weirdo looks. But real men don't fear the eyes of multiple women. They know they will get trough.

Author:	gabi4play [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:40 pm ]
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Quote: I'm looking for an unussually bad opener that is extremely likely to get me rejected. Why you may be asking? So I can get over my AA once and for all. And the best way to do that is to actually get rejected. If I can open with a line that has a 100% rejection rating and still be willing to do it again then I will be willing to open with any line anywhere so goodbye to AA. The more stupid silly it is the better. Embarrassing is totally okay and wanted. Make me blush every time I say this. Anyone have any ideas? or tried something that just never worked. Tell me. I want to get over my AA soon so please answer by this weekend. Remember bad openers are good in this case. Low success rates are neccasary. Make sure I am blown out of set every time. Get creative. Well dude )) You asked for it.If you say this to the girls,all , I repeat ALL!!! will reject you. What it is??? Well it's simple , you say : Hey baby,wanna fuck? almost 100% rejection rate,and lol if she'd accept good for you hahahahaahaha

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Author:	ix. [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:44 pm ]
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"You'll do" (Actually said right, it could work )

Author:	tippicanoe [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:54 pm ]
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Thanks for the ideas. I think I will go for the p-style's approach. All will work, I mean fail, but the other two are opening with a really harsh neg, and that is far from my style. The second one is more playful and fun, creating an extreme amount of approach anxiety without coming off as an asshole, just a funny shy guy. Much closer to my actual style and I don't have to worry about getting cussed out which is where most of the approach anxiety comes from the other two for me. In addition I noticed something weird happened since I posted this. I've been in a good mood since. It seems like I was being a pick up perfectionist and not allowing myself to fail, which was sending me in a downward spiral. After posting this I just started laughing at myself all day long and it improved my mood immediately. I finally accepted that I was going to fail at getting some girls, which was limiting my approaches cause I would only approach if I knew I was going to succeed. For two days I haven't been able to approach a girl because of this, and my last couple approaches I stopped because I was getting to a point where I could fail. Now my mood has improved and I am approaching again, it seems like this was the ultimate affirmation and exactly what I needed to get over myself. Thanks for the input again. By the way the search for the worst opener isn't over yet so if anyone has anymore ideas you got until tomorrow to send in your ideas before I make my final choice.

Author:	alphamale_16 [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:56 pm ]
Post subject:	Worst Opener
Worst Openers ever used: Tonight you are sucking my dick Im feeling sick, I drunk too much ( and vomit) (to yawn) (to scratch your balls)

Author:	gabi4play [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:51 pm ]
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Quote: Worst Openers ever used: Tonight you are sucking my dick Im feeling sick, I drunk too much ( and vomit) (to yawn) (to scratch your balls) HAHAHAHAHA I like the last one but why don't you try show your dick to them hhahahaha they will run from you like crazy

Author:	eripmav [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:49 pm ]
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Quote: "You'll do" (Actually said right, it could work ) this HAS worked for me.

Author:	tippicanoe [ Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:52 am ]
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thanks for the replies. Im gonna stick with my earlier plan and take the rest of this as what not to do. These posts cracks me up everytime though so thanks again for the laughs.

Author:	Don Draper [ Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:03 am ]
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"Let's get together and make something special" If you're looking like a full of yourself, overconfident idiot, that will get you rejected a 90 times out of 100. The 10 times, well, you wouldn't want that either.

Author:	Andrew23 [ Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:30 am ]
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You said you like playful ones, so I think I have one for you. Here it is "If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Author:	AFC asianboy [ Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:38 am ]
Post subject:	best ever
hey i am a pick up artist and i want to pick u up then fuck you and then leave u like a bitch

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Author:	>Shooter< [ Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:01 pm ]
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You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin