So guys, guess what! I went out with a couple friends yesterday night with 3 friends. 2 of them are not very successful with woman and they refuse to learn game! they say its ridiculous to actually learn some material. They were actually getting on my nerves. After an intense argument, one the guys go: "there are 3 HB9 by the bar, show me what you got!".
FIELD REPORT: Im gonna call them G1, G2, G3
I go next to them, by the bar, i ask for a drink and i go:
ME- Hey guys, im having an argument with my friend and i want your opinions! Do you guys think its wrong for a guy to learn how to pick up girls, like, read books and go to seminars and stuff like that?!
G1 just laughs
G2&G3 - You should just be you, not learn how to pick up girls... thats being fake!
G1- hold on, dont tell me you are reading stuff on how to pick up girls lol
ME- Oh yee... i read it every night before i go to sleep so i can pick up all my dream girls... i mean, the girls in my dreams! lol... The reason why im asking is this: I have friends, guys and girls, who are extremely interesting and have lots to offer, but when it comes to interacting with the oposite sex, they just cant do it. Im pretty sure you guys know some1 like that!
G3- This is starting to sound like a pick up line!
ME- lol... My pick up lines are way more creative... but you know what.. let me know if this "line" works so i can add it to my list!"
G2- lol... so what pick up line would you use with me?!
ME- uhmmm... with you i would use something special like this: "i love your green eyes..."
G2- ... ohhh please...
ME- ... THEY MATCH YOUR TEETH!
G1- lol you should defenitely read some pick up material...
ME- What do you mean, this lines works with every girl... specially with girls with brown eyes"
------------- They all laugh and i go:
ME- Have you guys ever watched this show on VH1 called The Pick Up Artist?!
G2&G3- no...
G1- I heard about it... the geeks who become players?!
ME- lol ... is that what it is?! damn... you are spoiling the show for me! A friend of mine told me about it and showed me a couple episodes... its realy funny and interesting!!!
G2- Are you serious ... i got to watch that!
ME- Thats actually how me and my friend started arguing about the pick up subject! ... talking about friends... im gonna get back to them before they think im trying to run some of those pick up techniques they show on the show! You guys stay safe... watch out for the pick up artist out there... they are heartless and will get in your pants without asking for permission!
G3- now you got to tell us about those pick up techniques!
ME- Well... just come to our table ...
As soon as i get to the table, i tell my friends
ME- ok guys, we got a big issue here... These 2 girls (G2&G3) say that every guy should learn how to pick up girls, but this one (G1) says that you either are born with the skill, or you should turn gay!
Girls laugh they start going "Nooo NOoo NOOOO" and my friend are just looking at me like WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!!
They introduced themselves. We all sit down and i start leading the convo telling about the first episode of The Pick Up Artist. Quick summary about the contestants and their background and i told some funny episodes about the make over episode! We were all laughing. My friends quickly got it and we moved the convo into episodes that the girls had of guys trying to pick them up!
My target was G1... i built great kino, attraction was there NO DOUBT! She kept on calling me "hunter" cause she said that i hunt girls on my free time (LOL)
We all exchanged phone numbers... AND... G1 texted me today after lunch saying "Hello hunter, what are you up to?", to which i answered "Hello prey... i was waiting for you to invite me for lunch... but too late now!". We met up later for coffee!!!
DONE DEAL!
GUYS, if some1 decided to use this as an opener... PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES!!!
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