PUA Forum :: What is a SHIT test?

It is mentioned multiple times here at this forum.

if you google this, and you will get like 90k hits that explain this term. The first link is already sufficient.

There is already lots of knowledge available here on this forum. Make use of it!

you need to know how to act or answer all types of shit test, they never stop even when you are in a relationship...

Example of shit test:

Buy me a drink

hold this for me

Get me this or that do this do that

Can you do this that do this that

Do you want a bj? looking for reaction

i need to borrow some money for this for that

I do not date tall, white, black etc...

she is my girlfriend

she walks away so you can follow her around(clubs)

So let me see your watch(to see if you got money)

What kind of car you drive?

you need to know how to act or answer all types of shit test, they never stop even when you are in a relationship...

imo what do you answer to the do you want a bj?

I mean of course the answer would most likely be yes but i'd guess it'd have to be something cocky/funny in a negative respone sort of way??

no, it is a shit test,

hb: i give the best head ever, or my tetas are awesome, or something really sexual??

It is a shit test!

I usually answer: RESPECT! oR oKAY! OR wHATEVER! OR REALLY, GOOD FOR YOU!

What if you answered like this?

HB: I give the best head ever.

PUA: I'll be the judge of that, if you're lucky.

In my opinion that's a great response because you answer her remark with basically a yeah, i'd let you give me head, but you also make her seem like you're not just going to give it up, only if she behaves.

Thoughts?

Author:	Kabi [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:50 pm ]
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I can't figure this out, do someone have a link that will explain it to me?

Author:	anthonypham [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:48 pm ]
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It is mentioned multiple times here at this forum. if you google this, and you will get like 90k hits that explain this term. The first link is already sufficient. There is already lots of knowledge available here on this forum. Make use of it!

Author:	Rassta [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:08 am ]
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Quote: It is mentioned multiple times here at this forum. if you google this, and you will get like 90k hits that explain this term. The first link is already sufficient. There is already lots of knowledge available here on this forum. Make use of it! I feel like with all that writing you could have at least given the guy a quick definition.... Basically a shit test is when the girl you're talking to gives you shit. She wants to see how you react, because that says a lot about you. If you react like a sensitive punk-bitch, than you fail. Its an HB's way of disqualifying you.

Author:	Kabi [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:15 am ]
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Basically a shit test is when the girl you're talking to gives you shit. She wants to see how you react, because that says a lot about you. If you react like a sensitive punk-bitch, than you fail. Its an HB's way of disqualifying you.[/quote] Okay haha sounds fun and like a challenge, I guess the best way to win is to laugh about it, or to handle it in a good way, now that i think about it "Hank (david duchovny)" in californication was always good at this in a funny way and a good way.

Author:	DaveUrkel (BlackWhitePU) [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:45 am ]
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Thats funny that you ask about shit test cuz my wing/business parter literally JUST recorded an audio about shit test tonight.. A shit test is any time a girl says something to you that sounds a little bitchy and she's trying to see how you're gonna react. If shes shit testing you, shes usually at least slightly interested in you and she wants to see if you really are as confident and cool as you seem. His whole thing is to not even think about shit tests as shit tests. He just thinks about it like the girl is flirting with him. So if a girl says something that sounds a little bitchy he'll be like "Don't flirt with me little girl/dont mess with me little girl...I'll chew you up." (Make sure you're smirking or smiling.) Mystery says something almost just like this. The basic idea is to not freak out about it and don't react emotionally. Sinn teaches handling shit tests like this: First you agree with whatever she says, then you exaggerate it to the point where it sounds ridiculous, then you change the subject. So, if she asks if you're a player or if you "say that to all the girls" you respond like: "Yeah, I say it all the girls, you're the 17th tonight.....Omg guess what happened to me today...." Or for me since I look really young, girls will usually be like "OMG, you look like a baby." And I'll either use my wing's thing of acting like she's flirting with me OR I'll use Sinn's method and be like: "Yeah, I'm actually 12 years old, I don't why they let me into this bar.....OMG you remind me of my friend Emma, shes like blah blah blah"

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Author:	TheNaturalPlayboy [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:07 am ]
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A shit test is when a woman gives a guy a hard time, usually for the purpose of seeing how he will react. Because women (especially attractive women) are hit on all the time, they have developed behaviors that quickly disqualify potential suitors that are not of a high enough value for her. The shit test is one way to do this. Shit tests can be challenges, IODs or reframes that an HB throws to test the PUA.

Author:	Kabi [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:53 pm ]
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I appreciate all answers thanks alot guys! Now I am one step closer to perfection

Author:	skills360 [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:26 pm ]
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Example of shit test: Buy me a drink hold this for me Get me this or that do this do that Can you do this that do this that Do you want a bj? looking for reaction i need to borrow some money for this for that I do not date tall, white, black etc... she is my girlfriend she walks away so you can follow her around(clubs) So let me see your watch(to see if you got money) What kind of car you drive? you need to know how to act or answer all types of shit test, they never stop even when you are in a relationship...

Author:	Gman82 [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:14 pm ]
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Quote: you need to know how to act or answer all types of shit test, they never stop even when you are in a relationship... Too true, they can even become more frequent with certain types of girls, and to some extent, I would put some relationships going bad down to improper handling of these "shit tests"

Author:	HeyWhatsUp [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:37 pm ]
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Quote: Example of shit test: Buy me a drink hold this for me Get me this or that do this do that Can you do this that do this that Do you want a bj? looking for reaction i need to borrow some money for this for that I do not date tall, white, black etc... she is my girlfriend she walks away so you can follow her around(clubs) So let me see your watch(to see if you got money) What kind of car you drive? you need to know how to act or answer all types of shit test, they never stop even when you are in a relationship... imo what do you answer to the do you want a bj? I mean of course the answer would most likely be yes but i'd guess it'd have to be something cocky/funny in a negative respone sort of way??

Author:	Prometheus2010 [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:24 pm ]
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Quote: imo what do you answer to the do you want a bj? I mean of course the answer would most likely be yes but i'd guess it'd have to be something cocky/funny in a negative respone sort of way?? Yeah I'd be interested to hear what people think of this one. Because on the one hand it could be a shit test, but on the other hand she could be serious. If she is serious then to dismiss it would be like slapping her after she put herself on the line for you, ie. not a good thing to do. What you say sounds good, ie. a yes, but not an overly enthusiastic yes that makes you lose her respect if it is a test.

Author:	skills360 [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:15 pm ]
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no, it is a shit test, hb: i give the best head ever, or my tetas are awesome, or something really sexual?? It is a shit test! I usually answer: RESPECT! oR oKAY! OR wHATEVER! OR REALLY, GOOD FOR YOU!

Author:	From-Omega-to-Alpha [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:05 am ]
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Quote: no, it is a shit test, hb: i give the best head ever, or my tetas are awesome, or something really sexual?? It is a shit test! I usually answer: RESPECT! oR oKAY! OR wHATEVER! OR REALLY, GOOD FOR YOU! What if you answered like this? HB: I give the best head ever. PUA: I'll be the judge of that, if you're lucky. In my opinion that's a great response because you answer her remark with basically a yeah, i'd let you give me head, but you also make her seem like you're not just going to give it up, only if she behaves. Thoughts?

Author:	Punk [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:03 am ]
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Quote: What if you answered like this? HB: I give the best head ever. PUA: I'll be the judge of that, if you're lucky. In my opinion that's a great response because you answer her remark with basically a yeah, i'd let you give me head, but you also make her seem like you're not just going to give it up, only if she behaves. Thoughts? I like that one, or alternatively - ''I've probably had better'' or ''Im sure I give better''

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Author:	skills360 [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:58 am ]
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Yes, i will be the judge of that, i like it... but it shows interest hahaha! i like to be neutral but good good, i was just trying to illustrate shit test...