I just tell 'em the truth..
I'm a woman toy.
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| Author: | swiftone [ Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | When she asks "what do you do?" |
I haven't field tested this cause I wanted to run it by you guys I was masterminding with one of my closest friends and my wingman and I had this Idea... when asked "What do you do?" Mystery says he's a Glorified Bum... tell me what you think of this... HB: so what do you do? Me: I own my own business... Have you ever seen people asking for money at the freeway exits? HB: um yeah... Me: well they report to me... I'm expanding the local market looking for new people do you keep your income options open? Thanks in advance for your comments! |
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| Author: | CaLib0i [ Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:15 am ] |
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OMG that's funny...hahaha that's great... |
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| Author: | L.A. Tripp [ Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:45 pm ] |
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IF said with the right attitude, I could see that working. |
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| Author: | soullarpower [ Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:31 pm ] |
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Funny i like that one. |
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| Author: | AdamVanWildest [ Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:04 am ] |
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yeah, thats funny |
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| Author: | nonsense [ Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:25 pm ] |
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Why not tell her the truth.. YOUR A PIMP |
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| Author: | Starbuck [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:19 am ] |
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I just tell 'em the truth.. I'm a woman toy.
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| Author: | porktinez [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:07 am ] |
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Here's what I did one time . . . I was at bar on a busy night talking to a really cute girl and a bunch of my friends. I had already DHV'd a few times by mentioning that I knew the other guys through the local chamber of commerce. When the girl asked me what I did I told her that I smoked pot and played Nintendo all day. She knew it was a joke and in a way it was another DHV. F-closed after one date |
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| Author: | Rye Lee [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:17 am ] |
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Quote: Here's what I did one time . . .
I think I'll use that!
I was at bar on a busy night talking to a really cute girl and a bunch of my friends. I had already DHV'd a few times by mentioning that I knew the other guys through the local chamber of commerce. When the girl asked me what I did I told her that I smoked pot and played Nintendo all day. She knew it was a joke and in a way it was another DHV. F-closed after one date |
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| Author: | Skawt27 [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:26 am ] |
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In one of DeAngelo's audiobooks he suggests having a different cocky funny response for every time a girl asks what do you do. She asks what do you do, say "I'm an ass model." Then she says, no seriously. Say, "I'm a pornographer." etc. |
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| Author: | Rye Lee [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:20 am ] |
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Quote: In one of DeAngelo's audiobooks he suggests having a different cocky funny response for every time a girl asks what do you do. She asks what do you do, say "I'm an ass model." Then she says, no seriously. Say, "I'm a pornographer." etc.
But I DID both of those.... 
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| Author: | GadgetMan007 [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:06 am ] |
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HER - so what do you do? ME - Im a hellicopter salesman HER - OMG! Really? ME - (laughs sarcastically) No HER - laughs ME - Im actually a lighter repairman HER - really? ME - (laughs again) OMG you're so gullible, you fall for this shit every time |
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| Author: | swiftone [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:43 pm ] |
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k... I field tested it last night and it worked like a charm... got some cool laughs and they looked at me, noticed I wasn't laughing, then one girl said... OMG you're serious??? I said, "no... but I play one on tv, I'm an actor"... "wow really?" I said "no" she said, "You're such a liar" and we went from there... it was crazy! thanks for your input |
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| Author: | L.A. Tripp [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:33 pm ] |
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LOL. excellent swift. Thanks for field testing and reporting to us on the results. Sounds cool. That's just it guys. We've all got to be more creative. Get our brains working and actually . . . ummm . . . t.h.i.n.k. lol |
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| Author: | Rye Lee [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:03 pm ] |
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Quote: HER - so what do you do?
The less you swear the better. You might be able to swear around a lot of people and they won't mind it, but even those people aren't going to mind if you don't swear. I have hung out with people that turn the air blue (I do it myself from time to time) but they don't mind if I don't swear once, whereas most high class women will mind if you drop a 4 letter word. Not swearing shows class and sophistication.
ME - Im a hellicopter salesman HER - OMG! Really? ME - (laughs sarcastically) No HER - laughs ME - Im actually a lighter repairman HER - really? ME - (laughs again) OMG you're so gullible, you fall for this shit every time |
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