How to comment on her stupid texts? (it happens sometimes
)Version 1
Can be used in any situation: when she says something stupid, vulgar, slightly controversial. In the last case, your statement is rather negative.
- I thought you had the potential but you did / said such a story ...
Version 2
- Please don't embarrass me in front of my / your friends.
If you're in the company – say it out loud.
Version 3
- When your beauty pass you'll be in trouble.
This text said with the next one – loud giggling in the company guaranteed.
Version 4
- It’s a good thing you’re pretty...
Version 5
- Another blonde moment?
Version 6
- I didn't think you were a natural red head/brunette...
Version 7
- Hanging around too many blondes will rub off on you...
Version 8
- When you're talking I feel like I lose 1 IQ point per minute
Version 9
- Do you have a lot of blond girlfriends?
- [girl] No, why?
- You look like you do, their company isn't good for you.
Option:
- [girl] Yes, why?
- Their company is bad for you.
Version 10
Raise eyebrow and smile:
- OK, you've just lost your talking privileges for the next hour.
Version 11
- You're not used to going out often, don't you?