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| Author: | Khrem [ Mon May 09, 2011 10:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Heavenly Blessed Beauty PU lines. |
Brings the lols: I would swim across the amazon river with 45 lb dumbbells tied to my scrotum and ellen degeneres' queef as my only air supply if it meant that i could have a seafood dinner with you over SPAM on a dial-up connection. I would scale mt. everest in flip-flops with snooki fist-pumping my face the entire way just to shake the hand of the doctor who delivered you into this world. I would throw myself into a pit of AIDS infected syringes if it meant that i could put my name in a lottery with a million other people for a chance to caress your aesthetically symmetric elbows while wearing gloves. I would swim across a pool of shit with my mouth open just to obtain the contents of your bathroom trash can. |
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| Author: | blue Jesus [ Mon May 09, 2011 11:59 pm ] |
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Funny dude! Though i hope everybody understands this is never ever to be used, not even in a tong and cheek kinda way. However, convincing your freinds you a girl using these lines would be huge! |
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