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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:50 pm 
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I think maybe its a good idea to make a shit test list post. So anyone can have a look if he finds a situation similar to his own one and wants to have some examples what to answer.
So post here your shit tests u know or/and the funny answers to them.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:00 pm 
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Her: Are u searching for an excuse to see me again?
-"I'm searching for an excuse for you to buy me a drink actually"

Her: Why u want to go to another bar/disco (change place)?
-???

Her: You and me could never get into a relationship.
-???

Her: I think its better we shouldnt see each other so often.
-???

Doing Hand writing: Her: Are u searching an excuse to touch me?
-???


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:31 pm 
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Just my two cents:

Her: Why u want to go to another bar/disco (change place)?
-Oh why you wanna buy me another drink?

Her: You and me could never get into a relationship.
-You see, I'm still trying to qualify you so shut up and sit back.

Her: I think its better we shouldnt see each other so often.
-I wouldn't be seeing you if you didn't want me so bad.

Doing Hand writing: Her: Are u searching an excuse to touch me?
-You're handwriting's actually more amusing than you.

Hope it works. :D


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:02 pm 
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Nice ideas sky.Thnx.Here some more shit test:

Do u have a girlfriend?
-"I dont have a gf, i just know someone who would get really mad if she heard me say that.."

Do u have a girlfriend?
-"No"
Why not?
-"I am not one of those people who needs to have a girl by his side 24/7 just to feel confident/attractive/wanted."
(Then I go into the whole synergy thing about two dependent people being in a relationship VS. two indepent people being in one.)

Do u have a girlfriend?
-"Yes. That is, I did until my wife found out about her."


Tyson.


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Nice ideas sky.Thnx.Here some more shit test:

Do u have a girlfriend?
Tyson.
- NO; I have a wife and 7 kids living in England, How about you , any kids ?

(Say this in a really cocky, funny way and she will laugh a lot.)

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:01 pm 
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Here's what comes to mind...

Her: Are u searching for an excuse to see me again?
-"do i need an excuse?"

(why do you get this?)



Her: Why u want to go to another bar/disco (change place)?
-"i think it's too crowded here" / "i've been to this place long enough, i wanna see this orher place, i've heard it's great)

Her: You and me could never get into a relationship.
-i know, you bug me waaayy too much!" =)

(again, why do you get this??)



Her: I think its better we shouldnt see each other so often.
-me too, i think you're getting way too attached to me! =)

(dude, you really shouldn't be getting these kinds of shit tests)




Doing Hand writing: Her: Are u searching an excuse to touch me?
-"i just want to get to know you better" and you can add "so i can see if you're lying to me" =)

(i think you mean palm reading)
(if not, please tell me how to kino when doing hand writing analysis)
(again). (you don't need an excuse) -> (you do it because you want to and you know she'll like it too)



I think you have problems with your frames.
You need to be more confident when doing these things.
It's like they're asking you "are you sure you're up to that?" (he doesn't seem like he knows what hes doing)

try studying some swingcat, especially on prizabilty & the stuff about frames.
or just gain expreience -> you don't need to take any of this shit

peace


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:14 pm 
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Nice ideas sky.Thnx.Here some more shit test:

Do u have a girlfriend?
-"I dont have a gf, i just know someone who would get really mad if she heard me say that.."

Do u have a girlfriend?
-"No"
Why not?
-"I am not one of those people who needs to have a girl by his side 24/7 just to feel confident/attractive/wanted."
(Then I go into the whole synergy thing about two dependent people being in a relationship VS. two indepent people being in one.)

Do u have a girlfriend?
-"Yes. That is, I did until my wife found out about her."


Tyson.

I find that a girl will typically ask this sort of personal question after she's developed attraction. If that's the case, it's a perfect opportunity to do the "GF Test" on her.

http://www.bristollair.com/outer-game/r ... -test.html

HB: Do you have a GF?
PUA: To be my GF is a very exclusive and prestigious title. There's a test.
HB: What kind of test?

Boom. In like Flynn.

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Her: Are u searching for an excuse to see me again?
Monkey: Yes. Got a problem with that?

Her: Why u want to go to another bar/disco (change place)?
Monkey: Because this one sucks. The only pretty girl here is... (look around for a while)

Her: You and me could never get into a relationship.
Monkey: Oh I know. We are so broken up. And I want my CDs back.

Her: I think its better we shouldnt see each other so often.
Monkey: Well I'm glad YOU said it. Now I can go see that Brazillian hottie I've been talking to on Yahoo Chat.

Doing Hand writing: Her: Are u searching an excuse to touch me?
Yes.


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Monkey: Why be so aggressive??!! you sound like a fucking asshole if you say these things.

BTW, "Why you want to go to another bar/disco?" isn't a shit test. It's a normal question.


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Hey BigCojones (BigBalls? :roll: )

I was not getting all this shit test in a row or even one. Its just a way to get prepared for such a situation. As i told in the first post of all, this is just a list of all kind of shit test we could hear from a girl and possible answers.
I mean, its fun to read it and to know ideas from others. Heres another one:

Her: Are you trying to have sex with me?
Me:- Depends on how much u pay.. (lol)
Her: How much u want?
Me:- Well, tell me what u like in bed and i´ll tell u the price.


Tyson.


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Yeah man!! BIG BALLS!! :D

these shit tests seem to be the same nature so, theres something you should think about: that if you're in your own world and in your world people don't have to explain themselves for the things they do and they just do it and they don't need excuses to it, then it's okay.
this is your world and you really believe it, because it's true and when you believe it, she'll see it and then she'll believe it. girls will come to your world and now they know it's okay aswell. and they won't give you shit anymore about it.

the only shit tests i've been getting lately are "we're not going to have sex tonight" or "i'm not going to have sex with you tonight, because i'm not that kind of a girl" or something to that degree. (see the difference to your shit test?? yours: she sees something is going on that you're not totally comfortable with / don't believe is possible. or you're trying to get away with something sneaky...)

my shit tests are a result of my frame: she's in my world and in my world we have sex regurlarly and it's normal -> she's just trying to brake down my world with shit tests with some last trys, because she doesnt want to feel like a slut after she leaves my world.

i respond to these quickly: "yeah, you weren't gonna get anything from me anyway" and then continue with what we where doing right before the shit test like nothing happened. for example making out or just shooting shit... anything!

and after awhile we fuck and after that she'll be like "how did you get me to do this?? i never do anything like this" :shock: / "how did this happen?!" :shock: -> "i don't know, it just did" :o make out a bit more and do it again.

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Monkey: Why be so aggressive??!! you sound like a fucking asshole if you say these things.
If he's congruent with it then why not?
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"Why you want to go to another bar/disco?" isn't a shit test. It's a normal question.
Like any others :)
In my opinion there's no such thing like shit tests. They are just simple, normal questions just to know something about you, or they're trying to flirt with you in some way:
"Are u searching for an excuse to see me again?"
in my world (frame, whatever) it's a typical flirt, she obviously want you to see her again, so this is more like a IOI to me.
My reply: Yeah, I care a lot about my pets, you know


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Okay we are getting off topic.

The shit test are kind of normal questions that girls sometimes ask just to proove if your alpha , if your good lover, and to know everything about you and get in a position where she can get an advantage of you.

This questions depend on the context...

Girls might ask you somethign like this:

Do you want to see me again? - This is a question to test you , and the PUa answer this with a Confident / cocky / funny statement like:


Of course, But remember I charge 50 bucks per hour :lol:

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Of course, But remember I charge 50 bucks per hour :lol:
Hahaha. Nice one Xfman.

Only thing with shit tests is you gotta learn when to differentiate shit tests and real emotional complaints, I mean REAL alright. Just like David D. said, you'll know she's testing you if you feel your gut blowing. :D


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