The thing that pisses me off the most about some girls
is them asking to get them a drink.
I know everyone has been approached but some hottie
asking to buy her a drink etc...
so i came up witha few ways of having fun with this
first one i read this one somewhere i dunno where
but whatever
when she asks you for a drink ask her can money buy you happiness
if she says yes, simply tell her I'm sorry but i dont think i should be buying
you your happiness.
if she says no, go to the bar get yourself a drink and come back to her
and back to the convo if she says anything along the lines where is my drink
just tell her you told me money can't buy you happiness why should i buy it for you.
now this one that is up next i came up while in the shower
she asks you for a drink tell her okay but here is the deal
for every drink you buy me i'll buy two
make sure you dont say i'll buy you two just say i'll buy two
but she has to buy the drink first
after she gets you a drink make sure you have a friend close
so after you take this drink she got you get two drinks and give one
to your friend and not to her she'll get bitchy about it saying
you said you'll buy me two drinks you simply tell her i said i'll buy two drinks
not for you, you should of read between the lines
now if you dont have a friend near by get two cups of water or a pop
if you feel like wasting your money
if you guys got any comments or input for this let me know
