Hey guys,
Im normally not that much into trying weird stuff but I wanted to share this with you guys. Maybe you guys can use it or can help me improve
So I was going home after school and tought lets get some razorblades since my beard really got kinda... Huge-ish
When I entered the supermarket this opener popped up in my mind "Have you ever shaved a guy?" and I just got too thrilled about it to not try it 
So I looked around, no nice girls close to the razorblades and stuff but there was a female employee.
First try
BG: Hey may I ask you something?
Employee turns to me "yeah" *seems like 30+, NOT what I expected lol.
"Did you ever shave a guy?"
Empoyee looks at me like she cant believe what she just heard "no haha" starts giggling blabla.
So then I didnt got any transition to conversation so we just talked a few lines about razorblades and she gave me advice to try the counter (they where stored there because they sometimes got stolen, made some fun off that).
I kept it short and no further intentions and was glad I tried and got a good response
Second try
So I payed for some milk and stuff, saw the manager manning a cashdesk as well and should have used that in my next approach because that would be really easy to talk about with the desk-girl (I realized later
).At first I hesitated. There was a cute innocent redhead HB8 behind the desk filling things up. But she was behind a wide desk and that kinda sucks (big distance, almost forced to directly face her). While I packed my stuff I walked to the desk and looked at the razorblades (maybe at that moment I got a little dragged away from the game). She was putting stuff in baskets and I felt I was losing value every second I stood there gazing at razorblades. So I walked around the desk (where she was filling up baskets) and asked her if she did ever shaved a guy. She started laughing kinda loud and smiled
After that the conversation was a bit too... Dont know, usual. Like all the other guys she speaks during work-time. So I kept it short, said I would try a store further in the mall and turned away.Third try
Ok I really tought "fuck it all, now lets do it there too". Actually it could have been a good setting if there where actually nice girls walking around in the store. But they where all bunched up around the cashdesk so that kinda sucked. I grabbed a big package razorblades and walked up to pay for it and when I handed them over I asked if she had ever shaved a guy.
AWKWARD!!
At the moment I started to speak I realized:
1) We had been on the same school years ago
2) She's the ex-GF of some weirdo I used to know
3) There where 3 collegues cockblocking the hell out of it and acting a bit shocked.
So I took back the razorblades and ran like hell without paying jk. I payed, kept it short (no receipt yadayada) and got the hell out of there laughing
A few things I could have done to make my smalltalk more memorizable:
Refer to my beard and maybe to me being a lookalike of Joran van der Sloot and And Justin Bieber (actually got those from other people).
Maybe some KINO on a shoulder (first 2 approaches).
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Im glad I had the balls to just fucking try the opener and it worked out fairly well as all 3 where at least smiling a bit. I was kinda in the moment but should have prepared a transition since Im no natural (in fact, Ive been in a relationship for a while so gotta get the hang of it again).
What you guys think of the opener? And should I try to #close the redhead by going back shaved, make some fun of it? I never had a redhead
(I can imagine some textgame would be easy "Ill come over to your place, dw you wont have to shave me this time" or something like that).BGroove